In a Stunning Move

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In a Stunning Move

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Oli, with the help of his iPad, has decided to eschew the designated hitter; and bat the pitcher.

4th.

He will bat the pitcher 4th in the batting order.

“We believe strongly in the analytics that the Apple Company provides us. We believe with the help of our iPad, we will revolutionize baseball” -Oliver Marmol.

In a subsequent move, the MLB leader in RBI’s just one month ago, Jordan Walker, will be moved to 9th in the batting order.
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lined2left wrote: 01 Aug 2026 10:43 am Oli, with the help of his iPad, has decided to eschew the designated hitter; and bat the pitcher.

4th.

He will bat the pitcher 4th in the batting order.

“We believe strongly in the analytics that the Apple Company provides us. We believe with the help of our iPad, we will revolutionize baseball” -Oliver Marmol.

In a subsequent move, the MLB leader in RBI’s just one month ago, Jordan Walker, will be moved to 9th in the batting order.
Keep your day job.

Make sure my fries are hot.
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the obsession with Oli and Mo on here is something else
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Re: In a Stunning Move

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moose-and-squirrel wrote: 01 Aug 2026 10:46 am the obsession with Oli and Mo on here is something else
It is...
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lined2left wrote: 01 Aug 2026 10:43 am Oli, with the help of his iPad, has decided to eschew the designated hitter; and bat the pitcher.

4th.

He will bat the pitcher 4th in the batting order.

“We believe strongly in the analytics that the Apple Company provides us. We believe with the help of our iPad, we will revolutionize baseball” -Oliver Marmol.

In a subsequent move, the MLB leader in RBI’s just one month ago, Jordan Walker, will be moved to 9th in the batting order.
Why do you even think for a minute this is creative or remotely funny?
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scoutyjones2 wrote: 01 Aug 2026 10:45 am
lined2left wrote: 01 Aug 2026 10:43 am Oli, with the help of his iPad, has decided to eschew the designated hitter; and bat the pitcher.

4th.

He will bat the pitcher 4th in the batting order.

“We believe strongly in the analytics that the Apple Company provides us. We believe with the help of our iPad, we will revolutionize baseball” -Oliver Marmol.

In a subsequent move, the MLB leader in RBI’s just one month ago, Jordan Walker, will be moved to 9th in the batting order.
Keep your day job.

Make sure my fries are hot.
Now I know why I've had this clown on "ignore"
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lined2left wrote: 01 Aug 2026 10:43 am Oli, with the help of his iPad, has decided to eschew the designated hitter; and bat the pitcher.

4th.

He will bat the pitcher 4th in the batting order.

“We believe strongly in the analytics that the Apple Company provides us. We believe with the help of our iPad, we will revolutionize baseball” -Oliver Marmol.

In a subsequent move, the MLB leader in RBI’s just one month ago, Jordan Walker, will be moved to 9th in the batting order.

There goes 90 seconds of my life that i'll have a hard time getting back.
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scoutyjones2 wrote: 01 Aug 2026 10:47 am
moose-and-squirrel wrote: 01 Aug 2026 10:46 am the obsession with Oli and Mo on here is something else
It is...
As if hitting Walker 2nd in this lineup behind OPS monster, speed demons like Jordan and Crooks isn’t idiotic?
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scoutyjones2 wrote: 01 Aug 2026 10:45 am
lined2left wrote: 01 Aug 2026 10:43 am Oli, with the help of his iPad, has decided to eschew the designated hitter; and bat the pitcher.

4th.

He will bat the pitcher 4th in the batting order.

“We believe strongly in the analytics that the Apple Company provides us. We believe with the help of our iPad, we will revolutionize baseball” -Oliver Marmol.

In a subsequent move, the MLB leader in RBI’s just one month ago, Jordan Walker, will be moved to 9th in the batting order.
Keep your day job.

Make sure my fries are hot.
Stop being an (donkey)(pit) and go away. The poster was joking. Lighten up. Maybe you can go cuddle with your boy oli.
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moose-and-squirrel wrote: 01 Aug 2026 10:46 am the obsession with Oli and Mo on here is something else
The obsession to run to their defense is weirder.
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Chitownredbird wrote: 01 Aug 2026 12:02 pm
scoutyjones2 wrote: 01 Aug 2026 10:47 am
moose-and-squirrel wrote: 01 Aug 2026 10:46 am the obsession with Oli and Mo on here is something else
It is...
As if hitting Walker 2nd in this lineup behind OPS monster, speed demons like Jordan and Crooks isn’t idiotic?
Exactly. I thought the op was a funny representation of how ridiculous some of oli's decisions seem at times. And funnier that it ruffled the feathers of some posters.
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The obsession with RBI's in the year 2026 is something else

Though I suppose it's expected given the demographics of internet message boards
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cosmo.kramer wrote: 01 Aug 2026 12:09 pm The obsession with RBI's in the year 2026 is something else

Though I suppose it's expected given the demographics of internet message boards
Not trying to argue but how are rbi's not important? You literally need to score runs to win games.
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JuanAgosto wrote: 01 Aug 2026 12:04 pm
scoutyjones2 wrote: 01 Aug 2026 10:45 am
lined2left wrote: 01 Aug 2026 10:43 am Oli, with the help of his iPad, has decided to eschew the designated hitter; and bat the pitcher.

4th.

He will bat the pitcher 4th in the batting order.

“We believe strongly in the analytics that the Apple Company provides us. We believe with the help of our iPad, we will revolutionize baseball” -Oliver Marmol.

In a subsequent move, the MLB leader in RBI’s just one month ago, Jordan Walker, will be moved to 9th in the batting order.
Keep your day job.

Make sure my fries are hot.
Stop being an (donkey)(pit) and go away. The poster was joking. Lighten up. Maybe you can go cuddle with your boy oli.
Don't you have buttholes you want to tickle. You were fascinated with that
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JuanAgosto wrote: 01 Aug 2026 12:08 pm
Chitownredbird wrote: 01 Aug 2026 12:02 pm
scoutyjones2 wrote: 01 Aug 2026 10:47 am
moose-and-squirrel wrote: 01 Aug 2026 10:46 am the obsession with Oli and Mo on here is something else
It is...
As if hitting Walker 2nd in this lineup behind OPS monster, speed demons like Jordan and Crooks isn’t idiotic?
Exactly. I thought the op was a funny representation of how ridiculous some of oli's decisions seem at times. And funnier that it ruffled the feathers of some posters.
You also like the idea of tickling buttholes
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scoutyjones2 wrote: 01 Aug 2026 12:49 pm
JuanAgosto wrote: 01 Aug 2026 12:04 pm
scoutyjones2 wrote: 01 Aug 2026 10:45 am
lined2left wrote: 01 Aug 2026 10:43 am Oli, with the help of his iPad, has decided to eschew the designated hitter; and bat the pitcher.

4th.

He will bat the pitcher 4th in the batting order.

“We believe strongly in the analytics that the Apple Company provides us. We believe with the help of our iPad, we will revolutionize baseball” -Oliver Marmol.

In a subsequent move, the MLB leader in RBI’s just one month ago, Jordan Walker, will be moved to 9th in the batting order.
Keep your day job.

Make sure my fries are hot.
Stop being an (donkey)(pit) and go away. The poster was joking. Lighten up. Maybe you can go cuddle with your boy oli.
Don't you have buttholes you want to tickle. You were fascinated with that
Nope. You were the one giddy over PCA's. I bet you got all sorts of excited when he homered Wednesday night. You probably squealed and blushed like a true little groupie