In a Stunning Move

[lined2left]

Oli, with the help of his iPad, has decided to eschew the designated hitter; and bat the pitcher.

4th.

He will bat the pitcher 4th in the batting order.

“We believe strongly in the analytics that the Apple Company provides us. We believe with the help of our iPad, we will revolutionize baseball” -Oliver Marmol.

In a subsequent move, the MLB leader in RBI’s just one month ago, Jordan Walker, will be moved to 9th in the batting order.

[scoutyjones2]

Oli, with the help of his iPad, has decided to eschew the designated hitter; and bat the pitcher.

4th.

He will bat the pitcher 4th in the batting order.

“We believe strongly in the analytics that the Apple Company provides us. We believe with the help of our iPad, we will revolutionize baseball” -Oliver Marmol.

In a subsequent move, the MLB leader in RBI’s just one month ago, Jordan Walker, will be moved to 9th in the batting order.

Keep your day job.

Make sure my fries are hot.

[moose-and-squirrel]

the obsession with Oli and Mo on here is something else

[scoutyjones2]

the obsession with Oli and Mo on here is something else

It is...

[Jatalk]

Oli, with the help of his iPad, has decided to eschew the designated hitter; and bat the pitcher.

4th.

He will bat the pitcher 4th in the batting order.

“We believe strongly in the analytics that the Apple Company provides us. We believe with the help of our iPad, we will revolutionize baseball” -Oliver Marmol.

In a subsequent move, the MLB leader in RBI’s just one month ago, Jordan Walker, will be moved to 9th in the batting order.

Why do you even think for a minute this is creative or remotely funny?

[rockondlouie]

Oli, with the help of his iPad, has decided to eschew the designated hitter; and bat the pitcher.

4th.

He will bat the pitcher 4th in the batting order.

“We believe strongly in the analytics that the Apple Company provides us. We believe with the help of our iPad, we will revolutionize baseball” -Oliver Marmol.

In a subsequent move, the MLB leader in RBI’s just one month ago, Jordan Walker, will be moved to 9th in the batting order.

Keep your day job.

Make sure my fries are hot.

Now I know why I've had this clown on "ignore"

[RamFan08NY]

Oli, with the help of his iPad, has decided to eschew the designated hitter; and bat the pitcher.

4th.

He will bat the pitcher 4th in the batting order.

“We believe strongly in the analytics that the Apple Company provides us. We believe with the help of our iPad, we will revolutionize baseball” -Oliver Marmol.

In a subsequent move, the MLB leader in RBI’s just one month ago, Jordan Walker, will be moved to 9th in the batting order.

There goes 90 seconds of my life that i'll have a hard time getting back.

[Chitownredbird]

the obsession with Oli and Mo on here is something else

It is...

As if hitting Walker 2nd in this lineup behind OPS monster, speed demons like Jordan and Crooks isn’t idiotic?

[JuanAgosto]

Oli, with the help of his iPad, has decided to eschew the designated hitter; and bat the pitcher.

4th.

He will bat the pitcher 4th in the batting order.

“We believe strongly in the analytics that the Apple Company provides us. We believe with the help of our iPad, we will revolutionize baseball” -Oliver Marmol.

In a subsequent move, the MLB leader in RBI’s just one month ago, Jordan Walker, will be moved to 9th in the batting order.

Keep your day job.

Make sure my fries are hot.

Stop being an (donkey)(pit) and go away. The poster was joking. Lighten up. Maybe you can go cuddle with your boy oli.

[JuanAgosto]

the obsession with Oli and Mo on here is something else

The obsession to run to their defense is weirder.

[JuanAgosto]

the obsession with Oli and Mo on here is something else

It is...

As if hitting Walker 2nd in this lineup behind OPS monster, speed demons like Jordan and Crooks isn’t idiotic?

Exactly. I thought the op was a funny representation of how ridiculous some of oli's decisions seem at times. And funnier that it ruffled the feathers of some posters.

[cosmo.kramer]

The obsession with RBI's in the year 2026 is something else

Though I suppose it's expected given the demographics of internet message boards

[JuanAgosto]

The obsession with RBI's in the year 2026 is something else

Though I suppose it's expected given the demographics of internet message boards

Not trying to argue but how are rbi's not important? You literally need to score runs to win games.

[scoutyjones2]

Oli, with the help of his iPad, has decided to eschew the designated hitter; and bat the pitcher.

4th.

He will bat the pitcher 4th in the batting order.

“We believe strongly in the analytics that the Apple Company provides us. We believe with the help of our iPad, we will revolutionize baseball” -Oliver Marmol.

In a subsequent move, the MLB leader in RBI’s just one month ago, Jordan Walker, will be moved to 9th in the batting order.

Keep your day job.

Make sure my fries are hot.

Stop being an (donkey)(pit) and go away. The poster was joking. Lighten up. Maybe you can go cuddle with your boy oli.

Don't you have buttholes you want to tickle. You were fascinated with that

[scoutyjones2]

the obsession with Oli and Mo on here is something else

It is...

As if hitting Walker 2nd in this lineup behind OPS monster, speed demons like Jordan and Crooks isn’t idiotic?

Exactly. I thought the op was a funny representation of how ridiculous some of oli's decisions seem at times. And funnier that it ruffled the feathers of some posters.

You also like the idea of tickling buttholes

[JuanAgosto]

Oli, with the help of his iPad, has decided to eschew the designated hitter; and bat the pitcher.

4th.

He will bat the pitcher 4th in the batting order.

“We believe strongly in the analytics that the Apple Company provides us. We believe with the help of our iPad, we will revolutionize baseball” -Oliver Marmol.

In a subsequent move, the MLB leader in RBI’s just one month ago, Jordan Walker, will be moved to 9th in the batting order.

Keep your day job.

Make sure my fries are hot.

Stop being an (donkey)(pit) and go away. The poster was joking. Lighten up. Maybe you can go cuddle with your boy oli.

Don't you have buttholes you want to tickle. You were fascinated with that

Nope. You were the one giddy over PCA's. I bet you got all sorts of excited when he homered Wednesday night. You probably squealed and blushed like a true little groupie