Any Apologies from Gates or the University Today?

[Kenny Boy]

I thought we were the tallest team in D-1? Did you see the rebound totals from last night? We got our butts kicked. Badly. Ladies and gents, that’s coaching, hustling, desire, positioning and smarts. We are, unquestionably, a very dumb basketball team. We are lazy. Lazy teams don’t rebound or play defense. Too much work. Too much brain power required. This is a dud of a team coached by dud adults. 48 points? That is inconceivable. Was Mitchell scared by the Commies last night? 6 big ones if I recall correctly. Pitiful. Disgrace to the uni. Anymore of this garbage and Norm will be begging the uni to remove his name from the court.

Rojo, no doubt this team is lousy at rebounding. But I will give them a little slack in this game. Although Illinois didn't miss many shots, when they did, they missed big. A bunch of those "offensive rebounds" of theirs were balls that hit the rim and bounced 15 feet from the basket, usually right to one of their players. But yeah...they still suck.

[California Cardinal Fan]

Remember that they're not coming until they sign their commitment letters. Don't count your chickens before they hatch.

He’d better be on the phone today reassuring these recruits that the team played so badly last night because they had the bubonic plague.

Bubonic plague is communicable, so the recruits won't want to be anywhere near Boone County for several years.

So is this kind of loser basketball. Looks like Gates has Mizzou in a Kobayashi Maru dilemma. And James T. Kirk he is NOT.

[winonsports]

So is this the kind of loser poster.

Star Trek references.

[dugoutrex]

how about that Ala St big win!