Retool Review - Mike Bartner
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Not worth a thread but the Blues/Dallas game will be on NHL Network this weekend.
That chart is about how I feel about the team as well. We go as far as one round, as long as our goaltending holds up.
However
if we can get Schenn happy on a third or fourth line wing.
If Suter can Career Year a scoring second line center position.
If Sunny gets cut.
If DD gets and Excell as a third line center
If Snuggs can keep up.
If Our old defense doesn't show their age.
If we get, but don't count on defense scoring.
If Thomas, Kyrou, Buch, Neighbours, Holloway, Suter, all have career years.
If monty can drive the wagon. Under.08.
If we don't turtle with 30 or 20, or 5 minutes to go.
If Binny play very good.
If money saved from [defecating] on, and kicking JK to the curb buys Stillman that 08 gmc.
I think we may be okay. Not cup winners. But, cha ching, with some clang clang.
That chart is about how I feel about the team as well. We go as far as one round, as long as our goaltending holds up.
However
if we can get Schenn happy on a third or fourth line wing.
If Suter can Career Year a scoring second line center position.
If Sunny gets cut.
If DD gets and Excell as a third line center
If Snuggs can keep up.
If Our old defense doesn't show their age.
If we get, but don't count on defense scoring.
If Thomas, Kyrou, Buch, Neighbours, Holloway, Suter, all have career years.
If monty can drive the wagon. Under.08.
If we don't turtle with 30 or 20, or 5 minutes to go.
If Binny play very good.
If money saved from [defecating] on, and kicking JK to the curb buys Stillman that 08 gmc.
I think we may be okay. Not cup winners. But, cha ching, with some clang clang.
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How dare you use logic and facts to prove a certain turd boy wrong....lol. niceb-a-a-a-rclay wrote: ↑17 Sep 2025 19:12 pm Buffalo has drafted 11 players in the top 9 since 2014. 4 of those picks have been top 2. Their fans haven't seen them in a playoff series since 2011. Just wait Sabre fans. You are on the right path.
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Yeah. In another thread someone wanted us to feel SORRY for the Buffalo fans. Smelly seems to think they are in NHL heaven!b-a-a-a-rclay wrote: ↑17 Sep 2025 19:12 pm Buffalo has drafted 11 players in the top 9 since 2014. 4 of those picks have been top 2. Their fans haven't seen them in a playoff series since 2011. Just wait Sabre fans. You are on the right path.
LOL!
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Joey Vitale is picking the Blues to challenge for 1st overall n the division.
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This is a very needless low blow..Cahokanut wrote: ↑17 Sep 2025 19:23 pm Not worth a thread but the Blues/Dallas game will be on NHL Network this weekend.
That chart is about how I feel about the team as well. We go as far as one round, as long as our goaltending holds up.
However
if we can get Schenn happy on a third or fourth line wing.
If Suter can Career Year a scoring second line center position.
If Sunny gets cut.
If DD gets and Excell as a third line center
If Snuggs can keep up.
If Our old defense doesn't show their age.
If we get, but don't count on defense scoring.
If Thomas, Kyrou, Buch, Neighbours, Holloway, Suter, all have career years.
If monty can drive the wagon. Under.08.
If we don't turtle with 30 or 20, or 5 minutes to go.
If Binny play very good.
If money saved from [defecating] on, and kicking JK to the curb buys Stillman that 08 gmc.
I think we may be okay. Not cup winners. But, cha ching, with some clang clang.
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But typical of the couple pieces of [shirt] here who infect the forum on a daily basis.STL fan in MN wrote: ↑18 Sep 2025 08:36 amThis is a very needless low blow..Cahokanut wrote: ↑17 Sep 2025 19:23 pm Not worth a thread but the Blues/Dallas game will be on NHL Network this weekend.
That chart is about how I feel about the team as well. We go as far as one round, as long as our goaltending holds up.
However
if we can get Schenn happy on a third or fourth line wing.
If Suter can Career Year a scoring second line center position.
If Sunny gets cut.
If DD gets and Excell as a third line center
If Snuggs can keep up.
If Our old defense doesn't show their age.
If we get, but don't count on defense scoring.
If Thomas, Kyrou, Buch, Neighbours, Holloway, Suter, all have career years.
If monty can drive the wagon. Under.08.
If we don't turtle with 30 or 20, or 5 minutes to go.
If Binny play very good.
If money saved from [defecating] on, and kicking JK to the curb buys Stillman that 08 gmc.
I think we may be okay. Not cup winners. But, cha ching, with some clang clang.
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STL fan in MN wrote: ↑18 Sep 2025 08:36 amThis is a very needless low blow..Cahokanut wrote: ↑17 Sep 2025 19:23 pm Not worth a thread but the Blues/Dallas game will be on NHL Network this weekend.
That chart is about how I feel about the team as well. We go as far as one round, as long as our goaltending holds up.
However
if we can get Schenn happy on a third or fourth line wing.
If Suter can Career Year a scoring second line center position.
If Sunny gets cut.
If DD gets and Excell as a third line center
If Snuggs can keep up.
If Our old defense doesn't show their age.
If we get, but don't count on defense scoring.
If Thomas, Kyrou, Buch, Neighbours, Holloway, Suter, all have career years.
If monty can drive the wagon. Under.08.
If we don't turtle with 30 or 20, or 5 minutes to go.
If Binny play very good.
If money saved from [defecating] on, and kicking JK to the curb buys Stillman that 08 gmc.
I think we may be okay. Not cup winners. But, cha ching, with some clang clang.
I see what you did there.
What your problem with coach.
As you know. Because I speak truth about dear leader. Forum trolls and their supporters look past my post. They don't read it.
But they read you. Most didn't notice or see, until you made it bold and pointed it out. Your not dumb, you know this. So what's your problem with coach.
For me. He has the same mannerisms that I've seen in some of my family from Milwaukee and friends from Keystone. No shade to him, Im clueless if he has problem or not. however you must of seen something too.
I'm just saying. if the wheel was to break. Lockroom issues will have a reason to be LR issues.
Making but one-way to go.
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Without a doubt, we are in no-man's land.HighStick wrote: ↑17 Sep 2025 17:19 pm I agree with the other posters. This is a dumb chart. The Blues were 1.6 seconds away from shocking the hockey world and beating the Presidents trophy winner to advance to the 2nd round but now they are in no-man's land? And all they lost was Bolduc, Faksa and Suter? Which one of those guys was the catalyst? I guess they aren't aware of Monty and what hes accomplished.
Dumb chart!
Following last season's promising, record-breaking finish by the Blues, smart hockey people are telling me that the division just got noticeably and significantly stronger, and the club may not start nearly as well as they finished. This floundering, uncertainty is no-man's land.
What smart hockey guy told me this? My sock puppet, Douglas Army.
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Without a doubt, it's a worthless chart.
Only someone with extremely limited hockey knowledge would use it for anything other than wiping their dog's (bleep).
Only someone with extremely limited hockey knowledge would use it for anything other than wiping their dog's (bleep).
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Calling all smart hockey men…
What do you typically use to wipe your dogs backend?
I was not aware that this was necessary.
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Literally anything you write on here can be used to wipe any animals (donkey). Now, run along and work on your next anti-Blues/anti-Armstrong topic.a smell of green grass wrote: ↑19 Sep 2025 09:11 amCalling all smart hockey men…
What do you typically use to wipe your dogs backend?
I was not aware that this was necessary.
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Actually, its called "no man's land" because Dom's model historically undervalues how those teams are building, and writers there are contractually obligated to toe the line when it comes to Dom. Honestly, you and Dom have a lot In common inasmuch as you both believe tanking is the only way to build a team, and cannot breakdown in the face of counterexamples.a smell of green grass wrote: ↑17 Sep 2025 15:08 pmIt's called No-Man's land because there is no team is operating like them. The other teams care about winning a Cup. St Louis cares about tending the cash register.danno wrote: ↑17 Sep 2025 15:00 pm Detroit's window is opening?
Blue Jackets and Mammoth also?
Lol, OK...
None of those teams even made the playoffs last season, but the Blues are the team in 'no man's land'
I'm not suggesting that we are in a Stanley Cup window, but I guess I just don't understand the logic of that chart.
Boston refused to tear down, so Dom doesnt know what to do with them.
Ottawa is nearing Buffalo territory for perpetual futility despite hitting on high picks, so Dom doesnt know what to do with then.
Its really simple. The records dont lie.
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Can you provide a list of these smart hockey men? By all accounts with the exception of the Blues and Mammoth, most teams in the Central either held serve or took a step backwards with many pundits not really knowing where to classify Chicago yet, due to their youth.a smell of green grass wrote: ↑19 Sep 2025 09:11 amCalling all smart hockey men…
What do you typically use to wipe your dogs backend?
I was not aware that this was necessary.
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Are you kidding?2forDiving wrote: ↑19 Sep 2025 11:59 amCan you provide a list of these smart hockey men? By all accounts with the exception of the Blues and Mammoth, most teams in the Central either held serve or took a step backwards with many pundits not really knowing where to classify Chicago yet, due to their youth.a smell of green grass wrote: ↑19 Sep 2025 09:11 amCalling all smart hockey men…
What do you typically use to wipe your dogs backend?
I was not aware that this was necessary.
Take a listen to your GM and what he has to say about the Central Division. You really need to listen more to my sock puppet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlZQXpaLRv4
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Congratulations for being even dumber than I thoughta smell of green grass wrote: ↑19 Sep 2025 15:23 pmAre you kidding?2forDiving wrote: ↑19 Sep 2025 11:59 amCan you provide a list of these smart hockey men? By all accounts with the exception of the Blues and Mammoth, most teams in the Central either held serve or took a step backwards with many pundits not really knowing where to classify Chicago yet, due to their youth.a smell of green grass wrote: ↑19 Sep 2025 09:11 amCalling all smart hockey men…
What do you typically use to wipe your dogs backend?
I was not aware that this was necessary.
Take a listen to your GM and what he has to say about the Central Division. You really need to listen more to my sock puppet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlZQXpaLRv4
