Woodfork

[12xu]

cubs selected the contract of former Cardinal Jake Woodford, AKA Woodfork (as Mo once called him) today and DFA'd pitcher Andrew Wantz. If he comes into the game tonight, ol' Woodfork might get a standing O...........

[JuanAgosto]

Why does it not surprise me that Johnny Mojangles didn't know a player's name? What an all-time putz. Woodfork? Absolutely stupid.

[MIDMOBIRDTWO]

They had to stick a fork in him many times. He was done!

[Mort Gage]

Transactions involving Woodfork have taken a lot of space on MLBTR. He's always on the move.

[butsir01]

12xu, when I read the title of your thread, it brought back memories of Isaac Hayes calling James Garner “Rockfish.” Thanks for the chuckle.