Dickens A Christmas Carol starring dEwitt as Ebenezer Scrooge.

[Bully4you]

That would be the ultimate in casting.
dEwitt as Scrooge.
dEwitt looks exactly like an old nasty miser should.
dEwitt operates as an old nasty miser does.
Perfect casting.
Then there's Mozeliak.
Maybe Marley for Mo?
Ghost of Christmas Present: Albert Pujols?
Who's playing Cratchit?

[BleedingBleu]

That would be the ultimate in casting.
dEwitt as Scrooge.
dEwitt looks exactly like an old nasty miser should.
dEwitt operates as an old nasty miser does.
Perfect casting.
Then there's Mozeliak.
Maybe Marley for Mo?
Ghost of Christmas Present: Albert Pujols?
Who's playing Cratchit?

Why is the “E” capitalized?

Of all the available (better) variations, from Dimwitt to DeWallet, why “dEwitt?”

[AnExParrot]

That would be the ultimate in casting.
dEwitt as Scrooge.
dEwitt looks exactly like an old nasty miser should.
dEwitt operates as an old nasty miser does.
Perfect casting.
Then there's Mozeliak.
Maybe Marley for Mo?
Ghost of Christmas Present: Albert Pujols?
Who's playing Cratchit?

Why is the “E” capitalized?

Of all the available (better) variations, from Dimwitt to DeWallet, why “dEwitt?”

I guess that's what passes for clever between his ears.

[BleedingBleu]

That would be the ultimate in casting.
dEwitt as Scrooge.
dEwitt looks exactly like an old nasty miser should.
dEwitt operates as an old nasty miser does.
Perfect casting.
Then there's Mozeliak.
Maybe Marley for Mo?
Ghost of Christmas Present: Albert Pujols?
Who's playing Cratchit?

Why is the “E” capitalized?

Of all the available (better) variations, from Dimwitt to DeWallet, why “dEwitt?”

I guess that's what passes for clever between his ears.

The nog must have been strong with this one

[Dicktar2023]

Bloom is Cratchit, obviously.

Marmol = Tiny Tim.

Pujols or Yadier or Adam Wainwright are Christmas past.
Arenado is "Present"
Lance Lynn is "Yet to Come"

[Bully4you]

SCROOOOOOOOGE!!!!!

[Bully4you]

That would be the ultimate in casting.
dEwitt as Scrooge.
dEwitt looks exactly like an old nasty miser should.
dEwitt operates as an old nasty miser does.
Perfect casting.
Then there's Mozeliak.
Maybe Marley for Mo?
Ghost of Christmas Present: Albert Pujols?
Who's playing Cratchit?

Why is the “E” capitalized?

Of all the available (better) variations, from Dimwitt to DeWallet, why “dEwitt?”

I guess that's what passes for clever between his ears.

KMA

[scoutyjones2]

That would be the ultimate in casting.
dEwitt as Scrooge.
dEwitt looks exactly like an old nasty miser should.
dEwitt operates as an old nasty miser does.
Perfect casting.
Then there's Mozeliak.
Maybe Marley for Mo?
Ghost of Christmas Present: Albert Pujols?
Who's playing Cratchit?

What a sad little man you are

[The Nard]

That would be the ultimate in casting.
dEwitt as Scrooge.
dEwitt looks exactly like an old nasty miser should.
dEwitt operates as an old nasty miser does.
Perfect casting.
Then there's Mozeliak.
Maybe Marley for Mo?
Ghost of Christmas Present: Albert Pujols?
Who's playing Cratchit?

Why, Oli, of course. And the oft-injured Noot would play tiny Tim

[skeezix]

Scouty and Cranny play the folks collecting alms for BDW.

[JuanAgosto]

The fans are Tiny Tim hoping for the best.