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Mikolas is a P[ositively] O[bnoxious] S[impleton]

Posted: 22 Aug 2025 20:10 pm
by CrownRoyalCaramel
He’s awful, got a golden goose contract from idiot Mo, and I booked a no read clause. Hate this dude.

Re: Mikolas is a P[ositively] O[bnoxious] S[impleton]

Posted: 22 Aug 2025 20:11 pm
by Ozziesfan41
He said anyone who doubts the cardinals can eat (bleep)

Re: Mikolas is a P[ositively] O[bnoxious] S[impleton]

Posted: 22 Aug 2025 20:13 pm
by WLTFE
CrownRoyalCaramel wrote: 22 Aug 2025 20:10 pm He’s awful, got a golden goose contract from idiot Mo, and I booked a no read clause. Hate this dude.
I concur...but you'll be hearing from the resident nanny about your bad attitude!

Re: Mikolas is a P[ositively] O[bnoxious] S[impleton]

Posted: 22 Aug 2025 21:54 pm
by icon
Mikolas should have been cut loose, not extended. But we knew that. Mozeliak is often the last to know.

Re: Mikolas is a P[ositively] O[bnoxious] S[impleton]

Posted: 23 Aug 2025 06:10 am
by Fred Rutherford
A fascinating stat about Mikolas is that even though he's durable and never misses a start, he's a few innings shy of qualifying for the ERA title, so he doesn't show up on the leaders chart when we reverse it to see the worst in the league! (Pallante's fifth worst, and our ace, Sonny, is 10th worst.) This shows how bad he is. He averages a tiny fraction over five innings per start, and will have to pick it up a tad to hit 162.

Re: Mikolas is a P[ositively] O[bnoxious] S[impleton]

Posted: 23 Aug 2025 06:14 am
by sikeston bulldog2
Well at least you covered a subject seldom discussed. Fresh air.

Re: Mikolas is a P[ositively] O[bnoxious] S[impleton]

Posted: 23 Aug 2025 10:39 am
by moose-and-squirrel
sikeston bulldog2 wrote: 23 Aug 2025 06:14 am Well at least you covered a subject seldom discussed. Fresh air.
lol

Re: Mikolas is a P[ositively] O[bnoxious] S[impleton]

Posted: 23 Aug 2025 10:41 am
by sdaltons
(bleep) baseball player, (bleep) human.

Re: Mikolas is a P[ositively] O[bnoxious] S[impleton]

Posted: 23 Aug 2025 10:49 am
by Bad14
sikeston bulldog2 wrote: 23 Aug 2025 06:14 am Well at least you covered a subject seldom discussed. Fresh air.
:lol: