Kruk made the All Star team 3 times, Burleson's stats will be comparable

[Shady]

Burly's coming into his prime years. And you Rummies want him benched, traded or, even, DFAed. That's hilarious. Get fricken' real if you think you know anything about pro baseball hitters. The Cardinals know what they have in Burleson. He's one the finest hitters the organization has developed in the last ten years. Get over it critics.

[Web7]

Sorry …. Not even close to the same player

[DickyBennett]

Kruk walked in 10% of at bats, Burleson in 5% of the at bats-another Huge difference, Kruk was a .300 hitter, Burleson at .264

Burleson is a free swinger, who clogs up the bases, and is horrible at first and outfield, and I mean horrible

If you want to hit him 7th or 8th as a DH, he is barely tolerable

Why doesn’t somebody ride his behind to get in better shape

[JohnnyMO]

Why do you do this, Shady? Why? Seriously, what is off inside your head?

[Cusecards]

SMH
Wouldn’t you love to see all of CT actually organized in a public meeting?

[CorneliusWolfe]

He can also do a thousand pushups with his dick and could kick Chuck Norris’ (donkey) in his prime.

[Braund241]

Burly's coming into his prime years. And you Rummies want him benched, traded or, even, DFAed. That's hilarious. Get fricken' real if you think you know anything about pro baseball hitters. The Cardinals know what they have in Burleson. He's one the finest hitters the organization has developed in the last ten years. Get over it critics.

Yes one of the finest hitters in a non athletic organization. Brilliant. Do you remember when Albert batted third, Rolen and Edmonds hit 4th and 5th. And know you are comparing this Claud to an all star. Dude sucks just like every other wannabe in Mo world. I am glad he has a fan.

[ecleme22]

Burly's coming into his prime years. And you Rummies want him benched, traded or, even, DFAed. That's hilarious. Get fricken' real if you think you know anything about pro baseball hitters. The Cardinals know what they have in Burleson. He's one the finest hitters the organization has developed in the last ten years. Get over it critics.

I’m embarrassed for you.

[Mort Gage]

He can also do a thousand pushups with his dick and could kick Chuck Norris’ (donkey) in his prime.

Every piece of furniture in Alec Burleson's home is a Total Gym.

The dark is afraid of Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris fears only Alec Burleson.

Whatever Alec Burleson hits, he destroys. (Rocky IV)

Me think Alec Burleson better than Ohtani and Judge (Cookie Monster)

[Adam2]

Burly's coming into his prime years. And you Rummies want him benched, traded or, even, DFAed. That's hilarious. Get fricken' real if you think you know anything about pro baseball hitters. The Cardinals know what they have in Burleson. He's one the finest hitters the organization has developed in the last ten years. Get over it critics.

Please stop doing this to yourself

[CorneliusWolfe]

He can also do a thousand pushups with his dick and could kick Chuck Norris’ (donkey) in his prime.

Every piece of furniture in Alec Burleson's home is a Total Gym.

The dark is afraid of Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris fears only Alec Burleson.

Whatever Alec Burleson hits, he destroys. (Rocky IV)

Me think Alec Burleson better than Ohtani and Judge (Cookie Monster)

When the boogey man goes to sleep he checks under his bed and in his closet for Alec Burleson.

When Alec Burleson does pushups he doesn’t lift himself up, he pushes the world down.

Burly ain’t got time to bleed. (Predator)

[Mort Gage]

He can also do a thousand pushups with his dick and could kick Chuck Norris’ (donkey) in his prime.

Every piece of furniture in Alec Burleson's home is a Total Gym.

The dark is afraid of Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris fears only Alec Burleson.

Whatever Alec Burleson hits, he destroys. (Rocky IV)

Me think Alec Burleson better than Ohtani and Judge (Cookie Monster)

When the boogey man goes to sleep he checks under his bed and in his closet for Alec Burleson.

When Alec Burleson does pushups he doesn’t lift himself up, he pushes the world down.

Burly ain’t got time to bleed. (Predator)

Pain don't hurt Dalton, but Alec Burleson does

[WeeVikes]

He can also do a thousand pushups with his dick and could kick Chuck Norris’ (donkey) in his prime.

Every piece of furniture in Alec Burleson's home is a Total Gym.

The dark is afraid of Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris fears only Alec Burleson.

Whatever Alec Burleson hits, he destroys. (Rocky IV)

Me think Alec Burleson better than Ohtani and Judge (Cookie Monster)

When the boogey man goes to sleep he checks under his bed and in his closet for Alec Burleson.

When Alec Burleson does pushups he doesn’t lift himself up, he pushes the world down.

Burly ain’t got time to bleed. (Predator)

Pain don't hurt Dalton, but Alec Burleson does

Burly once parallel parked a train.

[Bomber1]

Burly's coming into his prime years. And you Rummies want him benched, traded or, even, DFAed. That's hilarious. Get fricken' real if you think you know anything about pro baseball hitters. The Cardinals know what they have in Burleson. He's one the finest hitters the organization has developed in the last ten years. Get over it critics.

Yes one of the finest hitters in a non athletic organization. Brilliant. Do you remember when Albert batted third, Rolen and Edmonds hit 4th and 5th. And know you are comparing this Claud to an all star. Dude sucks just like every other wannabe in Mo world. I am glad he has a fan.

Hilarious and sadly it seems an accurate assessment!

[CorneliusWolfe]

He can also do a thousand pushups with his dick and could kick Chuck Norris’ (donkey) in his prime.

Every piece of furniture in Alec Burleson's home is a Total Gym.

The dark is afraid of Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris fears only Alec Burleson.

Whatever Alec Burleson hits, he destroys. (Rocky IV)

Me think Alec Burleson better than Ohtani and Judge (Cookie Monster)

When the boogey man goes to sleep he checks under his bed and in his closet for Alec Burleson.

When Alec Burleson does pushups he doesn’t lift himself up, he pushes the world down.

Burly ain’t got time to bleed. (Predator)

Pain don't hurt Dalton, but Alec Burleson does

Burly once parallel parked a train.

While pulling a train.

[Mort Gage]

He can also do a thousand pushups with his dick and could kick Chuck Norris’ (donkey) in his prime.

Every piece of furniture in Alec Burleson's home is a Total Gym.

The dark is afraid of Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris fears only Alec Burleson.

Whatever Alec Burleson hits, he destroys. (Rocky IV)

Me think Alec Burleson better than Ohtani and Judge (Cookie Monster)

When the boogey man goes to sleep he checks under his bed and in his closet for Alec Burleson.

When Alec Burleson does pushups he doesn’t lift himself up, he pushes the world down.

Burly ain’t got time to bleed. (Predator)

Pain don't hurt Dalton, but Alec Burleson does

Burly once parallel parked a train.

Alec Burleson's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Alec Burleson can dribble a bowling ball