BRANDING ALERT!

[ramfandan]

For several years I have provided perfect branding to many Cardinal players and executives, to explain and capture the key to understanding the role each played.
Super Slo Mo
The Paper Tyler
Lars The Human Sushi-baar
The Poser
WoeBegone
The Baseball Clown
The Marmot
Jack Patches
Yad-"I" (only late in his career)
Toxic Twins
The Unicorn
Others.
After watching yesterday's game, and a certain high arcing, slow arriving throw to second base, it is time to reveal another.
But first, a choice must be made between 2 worthy appellations.
And so, for the first time, I will put it to a vote before the final determination.
Shall it be Eephus Herrera?
Or Hail Mary Herrera?
I am leaning toward the latter but will consider the ballot returns before applying the perfect branding.

People take you waaay to [fork]ing seriously.. and you know what is coming..and I'm betting you'll enjoy every whiney reply!

Mehlville is most definitely someones elses fake account where they have fun trolling the people missing the obvious parody

He's entertaining and knows how to get people to respond...I'm assuming he's enjoying the attention and was bored and knew he would get a few people (upset)...no different than the front office (donkey) kissers who constantly respond to every slight of DeTwit and Mo-ran.

Eephus Herrera?
Or Hang Time Herrera?

Often on HR bombs, the announcer will say 'The pitcher 'hung' one to ___ ! (Herrera) so just shorten his nickname to 'Hung Herrera '
Think of the T shirt sales to the gals ! Off the shelf ..Sold out !

[12xu]

During the game thread on Wednesday, after his third HR, I suggested the nickname for Herrera: the Panama Punisher.

[Huzzah]

Hat-Trick Herrera
Underarm Herrera