Retool Review - Mike Bartner

[netboy65]

Without a doubt, it's a worthless chart.

Only someone with extremely limited hockey knowledge would use it for anything other than wiping their dog's (bleep).

Calling all smart hockey men…

What do you typically use to wipe your dogs backend?

I was not aware that this was necessary.

Can you provide a list of these smart hockey men? By all accounts with the exception of the Blues and Mammoth, most teams in the Central either held serve or took a step backwards with many pundits not really knowing where to classify Chicago yet, due to their youth.

Are you kidding?

Take a listen to your GM and what he has to say about the Central Division. You really need to listen more to my sock puppet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlZQXpaLRv4

Hey genius, what’s he supposed to say? They’re all awful and provide material that would be put up on every bulletin board??

[a smell of green grass]

Without a doubt, it's a worthless chart.

Only someone with extremely limited hockey knowledge would use it for anything other than wiping their dog's (bleep).

Calling all smart hockey men…

What do you typically use to wipe your dogs backend?

I was not aware that this was necessary.

Can you provide a list of these smart hockey men? By all accounts with the exception of the Blues and Mammoth, most teams in the Central either held serve or took a step backwards with many pundits not really knowing where to classify Chicago yet, due to their youth.

Are you kidding?

Take a listen to your GM and what he has to say about the Central Division. You really need to listen more to my sock puppet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlZQXpaLRv4

Hey genius, what’s he supposed to say? They’re all awful and provide material that would be put up on every bulletin board??

Oh my, that's easy. Just don't comment on the other teams.

Example: "The team really came together to close the season, and we look for them to continue that progress this year."

- Your Beloved Resident Genius

[a smell of green grass]

Interesting. I see that people agree with me because no one replied. The detailed review does not match the grade. The grade is more like "C" overall.

And how does everyone feel about his comments that the reviewer sees no path forward for a Stanley Cup (because we lack elite talent that will keep us in contention year after year)? Again, no comment, so I assume that that that reality has finally arrived at your doorstep.

Settle down Knucklehead...just so you don't get a false sense of you having any worth to anyone... Aside from the fact that I've never heard nor read this guy's name anywhere, thus he is unimportant, but mostly because it was forwarded by you an established fool, I didn't need to waste my time opening it.
Now you need to logoff of this site and search for a psychiatrist.

Dear Psychiatrist.
Why do people attack me, not what I have to say?

Dear ASOGG.
Because common sense and facts are so hard to fight.

[netboy65]

Without a doubt, it's a worthless chart.

Only someone with extremely limited hockey knowledge would use it for anything other than wiping their dog's (bleep).

Calling all smart hockey men…

What do you typically use to wipe your dogs backend?

I was not aware that this was necessary.

Can you provide a list of these smart hockey men? By all accounts with the exception of the Blues and Mammoth, most teams in the Central either held serve or took a step backwards with many pundits not really knowing where to classify Chicago yet, due to their youth.

Are you kidding?

Take a listen to your GM and what he has to say about the Central Division. You really need to listen more to my sock puppet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlZQXpaLRv4

Hey genius, what’s he supposed to say? They’re all awful and provide material that would be put up on every bulletin board??

Oh my, that's easy. Just don't comment on the other teams.

Example: "The team really came together to close the season, and we look for them to continue that progress this year."

- Your Beloved Resident Genius

It’s a message to his own team. Other teams aren’t sitting back so you need to be on your game.