Could Burly win Wimbledon?

[Son of Shady]

With that sweet swing of his and the torque generated from his calves it seems reasonable. He’d at least be a top contender. Thoughts?

Sorry this is OT but When you have time could you please tell me how you think Burly would do at synchronized swimming. Thanks.

Easy. Burly's mid-section, of which some posters like to make distasteful remarks, would provide adequate buoyancy. Paired with the power of his calves, you have dolphin-level maneuverability. He makes lesser athletes around him better so synchronization not an issue. Minimum Olympic Silver, likely Gold.

[Son of Shady]

Exactly...an excellent discussion regarding a Cards baseball player..for those who don't like the thread...merely ignore it

Great point. Negative posters take heed.

[Monsieur De Treville]

With that sweet swing of his and the torque generated from his calves it seems reasonable. He’d at least be a top contender. Thoughts?

Sorry this is OT but When you have time could you please tell me how you think Burly would do at synchronized swimming. Thanks.

Easy. Burly's mid-section, of which some posters like to make distasteful remarks, would provide adequate buoyancy. Paired with the power of his calves, you have dolphin-level maneuverability. He makes lesser athletes around him better so synchronization not an issue. Minimum Olympic Silver, likely Gold.

Dolphin-level maneuverability...man...I just spit out my Woodford Reserve!

[desertrat23]

There’s no way Burly could win Wimbledon. On July 4 he’ll be winning the Coney Island Hot Dog eating contest, and even he can’t be on two continents at once.

Come on, guys.

[Cusecards]

He might actually be better on clay so I’d favor him more at the French Open.

[NYCardsFan]

He might actually be better on clay so I’d favor him more at the French Open.

Agreed. He's like a "lefty Rafael Nadal" . . .

[Cusecards]

He might actually be better on clay so I’d favor him more at the French Open.

Agreed. He's like a "lefty Rafael Nadal" . . .

Good comp!

[12xu]

Rumor has it that Burly is fairly "high level" at pickleball.......

[Son of Shady]

Rumor has it that Burly is fairly "high level" at pickleball.......

You’re “fairly” good at posting, Bub. Burly elite.

[Son of Shady]

He might actually be better on clay so I’d favor him more at the French Open.

Agreed. He's like a "lefty Rafael Nadal" . . .

Burly could beat Nadal playing blindfolded and in quicksand on his side only.

[Son of Shady]

There’s no way Burly could win Wimbledon. On July 4 he’ll be winning the Coney Island Hot Dog eating contest, and even he can’t be on two continents at once.

Come on, guys.

Look who doesn’t have a future in stand-up comedy.
Burly omnipotent and can be wherever and whenever he wants to be. Take this topic more seriously or find another thread Bub.

[desertrat23]

There’s no way Burly could win Wimbledon. On July 4 he’ll be winning the Coney Island Hot Dog eating contest, and even he can’t be on two continents at once.

Come on, guys.

Look who doesn’t have a future in stand-up comedy.
Burly omnipotent and can be wherever and whenever he wants to be. Take this topic more seriously or find another thread Bub.

I feel shame.

[MIDMOBIRDTWO]

Not if the ball bounces.

[Son of Shady]

Not if the ball bounces.

I see what you did there Bub. Bet he could serve one down the line though, huh? At least you stayed OT.

[Son of Shady]

There’s no way Burly could win Wimbledon. On July 4 he’ll be winning the Coney Island Hot Dog eating contest, and even he can’t be on two continents at once.

Come on, guys.

Look who doesn’t have a future in stand-up comedy.
Burly omnipotent and can be wherever and whenever he wants to be. Take this topic more seriously or find another thread Bub.

I feel shame.

Serves you right bud. But Burly forgives. Three lashes and five Hail Burlys and try sticking to OP next time.

[desertrat23]

There’s no way Burly could win Wimbledon. On July 4 he’ll be winning the Coney Island Hot Dog eating contest, and even he can’t be on two continents at once.

Come on, guys.

Look who doesn’t have a future in stand-up comedy.
Burly omnipotent and can be wherever and whenever he wants to be. Take this topic more seriously or find another thread Bub.

I feel shame.

Serves you right bud. But Burly forgives. Three lashes and five Hail Burlys and try sticking to OP next time.

How many lashes for Gorman and Walker for forcing Burly to stand o. 3rd?