Harrison Bader has a scooter accident

[C-Unit]

He slammed into a firetruck

https://sfist.com/2026/07/29/sf-giants- ... ickets-go/

[Dazepster]

Not his first apparently.

Had a run in with a curb and a car knocking himself unconscious during his college career. Might explain an awful lot.

Expect Giants to look for an out on his contract.

[jcgmoi]

At least he didn't pull a Jeff Kent and claim he hurt himself washing his truck.

Giants can't be happy but unless there is specific language in Bader's contract that prohibits him from doing stupid stuff like running into fire trucks, they won't have a claim.

[ramfandan]

Was wondering now that Bader collided with the fire truck, does that qualify him for consideration in the 2026 Fireman of the Year award ?
Note: In the past, that goes to the top relief pitcher.


PS. If ineligible, he certainly should be considered for the former NYY Hall of Famer Phil Ruzutto. ‘The Scooter’ award
for this season,

[WLTFE]

Out for the season

[BleedingBleu]

That firetruck put a real damper on a goo.. oh he had a .557 OPS? Nvm

[Melville]

He slammed into a firetruck

https://sfist.com/2026/07/29/sf-giants- ... ickets-go/

Inevitable.
Doubtless has was distracted by looking around for the nearest camera.

[C-Unit]

He slammed into a firetruck

https://sfist.com/2026/07/29/sf-giants- ... ickets-go/

Inevitable.
Doubtless has was distracted by looking around for the nearest camera.

He probably looked really cool

[Cbsbll88]

He slammed into a firetruck

https://sfist.com/2026/07/29/sf-giants- ... ickets-go/

Inevitable.
Doubtless has was distracted by looking around for the nearest camera.

He probably looked really cool

Yep. Doing the bat twirl while riding. Probably what caused the accident

[Absolut]

Ah. Was at padres game last night and wondered why the was on the IL.

[hmoss859]

Harry has some screws loose.

[C-Unit]

Harry has some screws loose.

He always wanted to be a San Francisco scooter man

[Ronnie Dobbs]

I've never understood the Bader hate, even years after he left the Cardinals.

That said, he is seeming to find new ways to get injured.

[Melville]

He slammed into a firetruck

https://sfist.com/2026/07/29/sf-giants- ... ickets-go/

Inevitable.
Doubtless has was distracted by looking around for the nearest camera.

He probably looked really cool

Yep. Doing the bat twirl while riding. Probably what caused the accident

The Poser

[Horseradish]

He slammed into a firetruck

https://sfist.com/2026/07/29/sf-giants- ... ickets-go/

Inevitable.
Doubtless has was distracted by looking around for the nearest camera.

He probably looked really cool

Yep. Doing the bat twirl while riding. Probably what caused the accident

The Poser

Seems like a fitting childish nickname for you.

[Strummer Jones]

Every word of the thread title was less surprising than the world that came before it.