Tkachuk

[steve li]

He stole millions from the Blues in his playing days, and he continues robbing em as a scout, why would he root for them? Other than makin sure theyre still financially viable so his checks keep cashing

Let’s see. He “stole” millions from the Blues during his playing days. Yet the Blues are stupid enough to keep him around as he “continues robbing em as a scout”.

That’s a take.

It’s an asinine take, but a take nonetheless.

Well, now that I have your vital opinion, my world can start rotating once again in earnest. Thank you.

The cool part is it looks like after today's signing he'll be "stealing" even more from the Blues, eh?

[Bubble4427]

He stole millions from the Blues in his playing days, and he continues robbing em as a scout, why would he root for them? Other than makin sure theyre still financially viable so his checks keep cashing

Let’s see. He “stole” millions from the Blues during his playing days. Yet the Blues are stupid enough to keep him around as he “continues robbing em as a scout”.

That’s a take.

It’s an asinine take, but a take nonetheless.

Well, now that I have your vital opinion, my world can start rotating once again in earnest. Thank you.

The cool part is it looks like after today's signing he'll be "stealing" even more from the Blues, eh?

Were any of your other 190 posts better than this take?
I sure hope so….

[SameOldBlues]

He stole millions from the Blues in his playing days, and he continues robbing em as a scout, why would he root for them? Other than makin sure theyre still financially viable so his checks keep cashing

Let’s see. He “stole” millions from the Blues during his playing days. Yet the Blues are stupid enough to keep him around as he “continues robbing em as a scout”.

That’s a take.

It’s an asinine take, but a take nonetheless.

Well, now that I have your vital opinion, my world can start rotating once again in earnest. Thank you.

The cool part is it looks like after today's signing he'll be "stealing" even more from the Blues, eh?

Were any of your other 190 posts better than this take?
I sure hope so….

^5’s Bubbles for the awesome double zinger!

[Mr Novaks]

He was just promoted to advisor to Army, but I'd say his previous stint was a little lacking

Recent Hockey Hall of Fame inductee Keith Tkachuk has been promoted to advisor to the president of hockey operations. Tkachuk held the role of director of recruitment for the Blues since 2019 after previously serving as an amateur scout from 2014-18.

I thought they hired him to overlook the buffet.