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[Absolut]

Going on blown save number 5
Post my face, wanted dead or alive
Take my blood pressure, all that jive
I can't stand 55

[ecleme22]

Don’t hate. It’s early.

[scoutyjones2]

Has half of the Cards wins as a pitcher

[rockondlouie]

Why am I being asked to close when I've had a 5.09 ERA the last two seasons?

Oh yea, I have an idiot for a Manager.

[BrummerStealsHome]

Who knew the red in the Red Rocker was Cardinal red?

[sdaltons]

Has half of the Cards wins as a pitcher

I often wonder why closers don't blow more saves to put themselves in line to get the W

[Ozziesfan41]

Has half of the Cards wins as a pitcher

I often wonder why closers don't blow more saves to put themselves in line to get the W

Because no one will want them if they are blowing saves

[sdaltons]

Has half of the Cards wins as a pitcher

I often wonder why closers don't blow more saves to put themselves in line to get the W

Because no one will want them if they are blowing saves

Wow, thanks. Might be time to change the batteries on the sarcasm detector!

[scoutyjones2]

Has half of the Cards wins as a pitcher

I often wonder why closers don't blow more saves to put themselves in line to get the W

It's weird they can do/get both...

[BrockFloodMaris]

Has half of the Cards wins as a pitcher

I often wonder why closers don't blow more saves to put themselves in line to get the W

Because no one will want them if they are blowing saves

Wow, thanks. Might be time to change the batteries on the sarcasm detector!

This thread makes me harken back to a simpler time when we used blue font to announce our sarcasm. At times, it feels like we have outgrown blue font. Now is not one of those times.

[scoutyjones2]

Has half of the Cards wins as a pitcher

I often wonder why closers don't blow more saves to put themselves in line to get the W

Because no one will want them if they are blowing saves

Wow, thanks. Might be time to change the batteries on the sarcasm detector!

Blue font...too much dumb on here to detect sarcasm

[sdaltons]

Has half of the Cards wins as a pitcher

I often wonder why closers don't blow more saves to put themselves in line to get the W

Because no one will want them if they are blowing saves

Wow, thanks. Might be time to change the batteries on the sarcasm detector!

This thread makes me harken back to a simpler time when we used blue font to announce our sarcasm. At times, it feels like we have outgrown blue font. Now is not one of those times.

Haha that's fair

A vast majority of my posts should probably be blue then lol

[Absolut]

Has half of the Cards wins as a pitcher

[scoutyjones2]

Has half of the Cards wins as a pitcher

I get it...facts are troubling

Just keep winning series

[sdaltons]

Has half of the Cards wins as a pitcher

I often wonder why closers don't blow more saves to put themselves in line to get the W

It's weird they can do/get both...

Did you finally get the point I was making though? That most of the time that they end up with a W is because they failed at their actual job?

[Slip Kid]

Going on blown save number 5
Post my face, wanted dead or alive
Take my blood pressure, all that jive
I can't stand 55

'Cause I'm as free as a bird now
And this bird you cannot change