Tryouts Tomorrow at 7:00 am Sharp in Rothwell Gym.

[Rojo Johnson]

Bring your gutta perchas. They are badly needed. Nothing is sacred after this Tiger licking.

[Armchair QB]

I guarantee there are a couple dudes in the rec center on any given day that are more skilled offensively than half our team.

Problem is they’re 5’10” and can’t touch the rim.

[Rojo Johnson]

I really don’t care what these turd burglars do after this. I wouldn’t walk across the street to watch them attempt to play basketball. We may as well hire a coach for $500k because that’s what we’re getting.