jORdAn wALkEr Hoax: Looks Like Tarzan and Plays like Jane--The antithesis of Aaron Judge

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jORdAn wALkEr Hoax: Looks Like Tarzan and Plays like Jane--The antithesis of Aaron Judge

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What a crock of crapola we were sold from scouts on this guy.
6'5" 250 lbs of dog poo.
I just hope they aren't incorrect on JJ, Bernal, Doyle etc.
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Bully4you wrote: 21 Aug 2025 04:59 am What a crock of crapola we were sold from scouts on this guy.
6'5" 250 lbs of dog poo.
I just hope they aren't incorrect on JJ, Bernal, Doyle etc.
They’ve been wrong more than they have been right
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Bully4you wrote: 21 Aug 2025 04:59 am What a crock of crapola we were sold from scouts on this guy.
6'5" 250 lbs of dog poo.
I just hope they aren't incorrect on JJ, Bernal, Doyle etc.
Are you a terrorist?
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Bully4you wrote: 21 Aug 2025 04:59 am What a crock of crapola we were sold from scouts on this guy.
6'5" 250 lbs of dog poo.
I just hope they aren't incorrect on JJ, Bernal, Doyle etc.
He’s 23 years old and was rushed to the majors. Give him time.
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Cranny wrote: 21 Aug 2025 08:00 am
Bully4you wrote: 21 Aug 2025 04:59 am What a crock of crapola we were sold from scouts on this guy.
6'5" 250 lbs of dog poo.
I just hope they aren't incorrect on JJ, Bernal, Doyle etc.
He’s 23 years old and was rushed to the majors. Give him time.
How much time? Maybe he shouldn't have been rushed. Or maybe he doesn't have the talent.
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Cranny wrote: 21 Aug 2025 08:00 am
Bully4you wrote: 21 Aug 2025 04:59 am What a crock of crapola we were sold from scouts on this guy.
6'5" 250 lbs of dog poo.
I just hope they aren't incorrect on JJ, Bernal, Doyle etc.
He’s 23 years old and was rushed to the majors. Give him time.
Time. Keeps flowing like a river. To the sea.

He’s had time. Just getting older isn’t gonna help the process. Skills erode with age.
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interesting...

some have no patience for youth

but will fawn over old washed up legacy guys until the very end...
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scoutyjones2 wrote: 21 Aug 2025 06:53 am
Bully4you wrote: 21 Aug 2025 04:59 am What a crock of crapola we were sold from scouts on this guy.
6'5" 250 lbs of dog poo.
I just hope they aren't incorrect on JJ, Bernal, Doyle etc.
Are you a terrorist?
ATTENTION EVERYONE......
This is a clear-cut case of the Pot calling the Kettle black.
There has never been, nor will ever be, a more succinct analogy.
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Cranny wrote: 21 Aug 2025 08:00 am
Bully4you wrote: 21 Aug 2025 04:59 am What a crock of crapola we were sold from scouts on this guy.
6'5" 250 lbs of dog poo.
I just hope they aren't incorrect on JJ, Bernal, Doyle etc.
He’s 23 years old and was rushed to the majors. Give him time.
The team has wasted too much time the past few seasons on these "projects".

And this bull c r a p excuse about being rushed needs to STOP!

He'll have 1000+ MLB PA's by seasons end and he's slashed a pitiful .247 .308 .391 .699.

It may be time to just accept the fact that once he reached MLB pitchers found his weakness (we all know it) and he's unable to adjust.

It happens, even to top of MiLB prospects.
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rockondlouie wrote: 21 Aug 2025 09:00 am
Cranny wrote: 21 Aug 2025 08:00 am
Bully4you wrote: 21 Aug 2025 04:59 am What a crock of crapola we were sold from scouts on this guy.
6'5" 250 lbs of dog poo.
I just hope they aren't incorrect on JJ, Bernal, Doyle etc.
He’s 23 years old and was rushed to the majors. Give him time.
The team has wasted too much time the past few seasons on these "projects".

And this bull c r a p excuse about being rushed needs to STOP!

He'll have 1000+ MLB PA's by seasons end and he's slashed a pitiful .247 .308 .391 .699.

It may be time to just accept the fact that once he reached MLB pitchers found his weakness (we all know it) and he's unable to adjust.

It happens, even to top of MiLB prospects.
Too bad Cranny can’t follow Moe out the door. After years of being mislead about these (especially) OF prospects, we’re still being told to be patient. My patience is about as thin as Bill’s hairline. Fool me once…………
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Rojo Johnson wrote: 21 Aug 2025 09:46 am
rockondlouie wrote: 21 Aug 2025 09:00 am
Cranny wrote: 21 Aug 2025 08:00 am
Bully4you wrote: 21 Aug 2025 04:59 am What a crock of crapola we were sold from scouts on this guy.
6'5" 250 lbs of dog poo.
I just hope they aren't incorrect on JJ, Bernal, Doyle etc.
He’s 23 years old and was rushed to the majors. Give him time.
The team has wasted too much time the past few seasons on these "projects".

And this bull c r a p excuse about being rushed needs to STOP!

He'll have 1000+ MLB PA's by seasons end and he's slashed a pitiful .247 .308 .391 .699.

It may be time to just accept the fact that once he reached MLB pitchers found his weakness (we all know it) and he's unable to adjust.

It happens, even to top of MiLB prospects.
Too bad Cranny can’t follow Moe out the door. After years of being mislead about these (especially) OF prospects, we’re still being told to be patient. My patience is about as thin as Bill’s hairline. Fool me once…………
I have a feeling he will RoJo.

And you're soooooooooo right, Mo has OVERSOLD so many "suspects" to the fan base that he's lost all credibility.

BDWJr/Mo have conned the fan base (runway season my rear end, this was simply a PAYROLL slashing season) once too often and it's finally blown up in their faces.
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Its his light hitting that's the problem...dude hits like Tom Lawless, minus the power and epic bat flip. He's the equivalent of a 6-5/235 Dman who isn't physical, just a big body creampuff. Obviously something happened from his rookie season to now; power is gone, Ks are up, just not a good looking hitter. He's not the first "can't miss" prospect for the Cards who missed and he won't be the last but there comes a time you have to move on and that time should be by next season if things aren't fixed before next season.
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scoutyjones2 wrote: 21 Aug 2025 06:53 am
Bully4you wrote: 21 Aug 2025 04:59 am What a crock of crapola we were sold from scouts on this guy.
6'5" 250 lbs of dog poo.
I just hope they aren't incorrect on JJ, Bernal, Doyle etc.
Are you a terrorist?
This made me laugh.
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”Runway” season for the 28 year old ”kids”. He is soooo narcissistic, he thinks we’d believe the continued [nonsense] he spouts. What have we learned that we didn’t know about a number of these guys last September? One thing we learned, Moe. Your cheap asz Hampson stunt was astonishing when you were supposed to be giving ”kids” a runway. Get out now.
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Cranny wrote: 21 Aug 2025 08:00 am
Bully4you wrote: 21 Aug 2025 04:59 am What a crock of crapola we were sold from scouts on this guy.
6'5" 250 lbs of dog poo.
I just hope they aren't incorrect on JJ, Bernal, Doyle etc.
He’s 23 years old and was rushed to the majors. Give him time.
I thought Walker would produce more by now. However, comparing what's he's done so far to Aaron Judge is comical. Judge didn't play in the majors until he was 24. That was an underwhelming debut. He was 25 when he had his first big season.
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"It may be time to just accept the fact that once he reached MLB pitchers found his weakness (we all know it) and he's unable to adjust." Agree with Rock.

Churio - Brewers - 21 yo - 973 AB's

Andy Pages - Dodgers - 24 y0 - 862 AB's

Walker - 23 yo - 865 AB's.

IF he is "ELITE" then it is time, now, to start performing. My only concern is did/do/will the Card organization have the MLB competent coaching to get Walker to next level, if he indeed has the talent?
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