GDT : Cards vs. Cubs (8/9) ~ 6:15pm CDT

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Noot with a clutch double.

[sdaltons]

hey...we have more than 1 hit now

They're still [shirt]ty!!

Pitching finally held them and now we're gonna start hitting. Comeback is on!!

[slimjay63801]

We scored!!!! The comeback is on!!!

[desertrat23]

When the ball hits the sky and continues to fly, that'sa Pallanteeeeee....

I've created a monster! And it's hungry.

ChatGPT CRUSHED this..

"That's the Cardinals"
(to the tune of “That’s Amore”)

(Verse 1)
When your team’s in the tank, and the bats draw a blank,
That's the Cardinals!
When your starters can't last, and the bullpen gets gassed,
That's the Cardinals!

They once ruled the NL, now it's just hard to tell
If they’re playin’ for wins or a nap
DeWitt’s counting his dough, but the product is low,
Mozeliak's lost in his cap

(Chorus)
When Oli’s at the helm, but he's lost in the realm,
That's the Cardinals!
He benches the youth, then gets snarky with truth,
That's the Cardinals!

Fans scream from the stands, “Where’s the fire, where’s the plan?!”
But it’s silence from Mo and his crew
They'll trade arms for a bat, then regret after that—
It’s a cycle we always rue


(Verse 2)
Arenado looks tired but he just won’t retire,
That's the Cardinals!
They bring up some kid, who plays worse than they did,
That's the Cardinals!

They'll say “Trust the Process,” but it's really a mess,
Like a pizza with ketchup and peas
And Bill DeWitt grins, says, “Hey, profit wins!”
While the standings bring fans to their knees


(Outro)
So if you dream of the days of old La Russa ways,
That’s nostalgia!
'Cause now we get spin from the front office din,
That's... the Cardinals!

Hate AI (bleep). Waste of electricity and water.

OK, pops.

Try using your brain. And I hope that vast copyright infringement suit is successful. F AI. Apparently you don't know much about the dark side of it. Read.

Sometimes I think this board is full of AI bots. No one can really be this crabby, bitter and out-of-touch with the modern world, right?

[brian4stl]

This game has been sad.

This season has been sad.

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anyone else think they talk too much ?


first good crowd they had and its a blowout

[slimjay63801]

anyone else think they talk too much ?


first good crowd they had and its a blowout

Who?

[O.O]

anyone else think they talk too much ?


first good crowd they had and its a blowout

Who?

my bad .. the broadcasters

[82birds]

Final:
Brewers 7
Mets 4

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Hampson is the worst player I've seen in a Cardinals uniform in a long, long time.

[82birds]

Hampson LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

louder now...Mozeliak LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[smilinjoefission]

Hampson with the K...no way. Seriously, fire the marmot if he plays this slug one more AB.

[sdaltons]

Hampson with the K...no way. Seriously, fire the marmot if he plays this slug one more AB.

Has to work with what he has. Problem is higher up.

[butsir01]

More errors than runs.

[82birds]

Hampson with the K...no way. Seriously, fire the marmot if he plays this slug one more AB.

Has to work with what he has. Problem is higher up.

exactly .
see my post two back

[slimjay63801]

Nice play Hampson!! Extend this guy!!