GDT : Cards vs. Cubs (8/9) ~ 6:15pm CDT

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Graceffo's windup looks like some kind of Little League gimmick.

[hotrivets]

When you ask him to start and he gives you a shart it's Pallante.

[knttiger]

When your entire lineup blows, because it’s been hand-picked by Mo, that’s St Louis

[icon]

When the ball hits the sky and continues to fly, that'sa Pallanteeeeee....

I've created a monster! And it's hungry.

[DickyBennett]

Burleson should never sniff an outfield position.

My goodness, it took him forever to get that ball back in

[ClassicO]

When the ball hits the sky and continues to fly, that'sa Pallanteeeeee....

Nicely done.

[ClassicO]

When the ball hits the sky and continues to fly, that'sa Pallanteeeeee....

Nicely done.

[45s]

No one can help, not even yadi ….it seems that the cardinals have shot their wadi….

[desertrat23]

When the ball hits the sky and continues to fly, that'sa Pallanteeeeee....

I've created a monster! And it's hungry.

ChatGPT CRUSHED this..

"That's the Cardinals"
(to the tune of “That’s Amore”)

(Verse 1)
When your team’s in the tank, and the bats draw a blank,
That's the Cardinals!
When your starters can't last, and the bullpen gets gassed,
That's the Cardinals!

They once ruled the NL, now it's just hard to tell
If they’re playin’ for wins or a nap
DeWitt’s counting his dough, but the product is low,
Mozeliak's lost in his cap

(Chorus)
When Oli’s at the helm, but he's lost in the realm,
That's the Cardinals!
He benches the youth, then gets snarky with truth,
That's the Cardinals!

Fans scream from the stands, “Where’s the fire, where’s the plan?!”
But it’s silence from Mo and his crew
They'll trade arms for a bat, then regret after that—
It’s a cycle we always rue


(Verse 2)
Arenado looks tired but he just won’t retire,
That's the Cardinals!
They bring up some kid, who plays worse than they did,
That's the Cardinals!

They'll say “Trust the Process,” but it's really a mess,
Like a pizza with ketchup and peas
And Bill DeWitt grins, says, “Hey, profit wins!”
While the standings bring fans to their knees


(Outro)
So if you dream of the days of old La Russa ways,
That’s nostalgia!
'Cause now we get spin from the front office din,
That's... the Cardinals!

[slimjay63801]

When the balls in the dirt yet you swing outta your shirt, that'sa Walkeeerrrrr.....

[swatski]

Graceffo breaking ball just hangs at the belt.

[slimjay63801]

Graceffo breaking ball just hangs at the belt.

Yep. No relief in sight evidently..

[icon]

When your team's in the loo, and they call home the Lou, that's a sad day.

[RunSup]

AI is getting scary good.

How about just Van. "There'll be days like this."

https://youtu.be/3UUWkr4FUlo?si=Yu75jLsTyNk-p1Hi

[icon]

When the ball hits the sky and continues to fly, that'sa Pallanteeeeee....

I've created a monster! And it's hungry.

ChatGPT CRUSHED this..

"That's the Cardinals"
(to the tune of “That’s Amore”)

(Verse 1)
When your team’s in the tank, and the bats draw a blank,
That's the Cardinals!
When your starters can't last, and the bullpen gets gassed,
That's the Cardinals!

They once ruled the NL, now it's just hard to tell
If they’re playin’ for wins or a nap
DeWitt’s counting his dough, but the product is low,
Mozeliak's lost in his cap

(Chorus)
When Oli’s at the helm, but he's lost in the realm,
That's the Cardinals!
He benches the youth, then gets snarky with truth,
That's the Cardinals!

Fans scream from the stands, “Where’s the fire, where’s the plan?!”
But it’s silence from Mo and his crew
They'll trade arms for a bat, then regret after that—
It’s a cycle we always rue


(Verse 2)
Arenado looks tired but he just won’t retire,
That's the Cardinals!
They bring up some kid, who plays worse than they did,
That's the Cardinals!

They'll say “Trust the Process,” but it's really a mess,
Like a pizza with ketchup and peas
And Bill DeWitt grins, says, “Hey, profit wins!”
While the standings bring fans to their knees


(Outro)
So if you dream of the days of old La Russa ways,
That’s nostalgia!
'Cause now we get spin from the front office din,
That's... the Cardinals!

Hate AI (bleep). Waste of electricity and water.

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Graceffo breaking ball just hangs at the belt.

Yep. No relief in sight evidently..

Graceffo is awful.