Brilliantcardstatman wrote: ↑06 Aug 2025 23:28 pm July 31, 2015: The Milwaukee Brewers traded Jonathan Broxton and cash to the St. Louis Cardinals for Malik "magic" Collymore (minors). Before he left, Collymore stole the Cardinals pixie dust. The Cards had changed his password but Jeff Luhnow's old password still worked.
Ever since then, the magic has been in Milwaukee instead of St Louis.
What happened after July 31, 2015?The "Curse of the Collymore" will go down in infamy in St Louis Missouri.
- Lynn was great from April trough July but his UCL gave up the ghost in August.
He toughed out rest of the season eating innings by throwing nothing but fastballs. He had TJ surgery immediately after Cards were eliminated.- Wacha hit a wall and was horrible in September after a stellar April to August.
After his horrific September, he started and lost game 3 because well, there was no one else.- Martinez was suddenly shut down on Sept 25 after getting only one out.
One week before the playoffs, he suddenly was no longer an option.- Garcia was fine but he got very sick on the day of his game 2 playoff start.
He pitched anyway because there were no other options and he got bombed which triggered the team's inevitable playoff collapse.- Wainwright could not quite get stretched out in time to be a starter in the playoffs.
- Lackey was the Cardinals only functional starter in their playoff series against the Cubs.
He won game 1 but lost game 4 pitching on 3 days rest because the team had no other options.
The Glory Is Gone (TV Series 2015–2018)



I bet he stole as much pixie dust as he could and then Broxton ate whatever was left.