Nikki Glaser to announce the Blues 1st round pick

[kimzey59]

https://x.com/StLouisBlues/status/1938266786866077897

[MandatoryDenial]

So I read this as we are keeping it….oh and who is this?

[a smell of green grass]

Dissatisfied with picking late.
Even more dissatisfied with the announcer.

This may be a game changer for me.

[Backesdraft]

Dissatisfied with picking late.
Even more dissatisfied with the announcer.

This may be a game changer for me.

I’m sure the Blues PR team is super worried about what some troll on a fan forum thinks of their attempts to draw in actual fans.

[a smell of green grass]

I don't think that the Blues could have killed the hype/interest about their jerseys any better than by associating themselves with Glaser.

[kimzey59]

So I read this as we are keeping it….oh and who is this?

Kirkwood girl
Stand up comedian and "Comedy Actress"(if you consider Amy Schumer flicks comedy)

[a smell of green grass]

In other related news....

Stan Kroenke is an NHL owner, and he is well-known for feeding fans what they want.

Blues Management is now in bed with Kroenke.

Pick your sports teams wisely.

[Sudsy 11]

So I read this as we are keeping it….oh and who is this?

Kirkwood girl
Stand up comedian and "Comedy Actress"(if you consider Amy Schumer flicks comedy)

She's pretty good on those comedy roasts.

[aslord]

Nikki Glaser is the current Queen of comedy and not just a little easy on the eyes. This is a fantastic get for the Blues to be associated with her.

[TheJackBurton]

So I read this as we are keeping it….oh and who is this?

Kirkwood girl
Stand up comedian and "Comedy Actress"(if you consider Amy Schumer flicks comedy)

She did have her own show on Comedy Central for 2 or 3 seasons.

The first one was pretty good overall, 2 and 3 though? She just kept recycling the exact same jokes over and over and things started falling flat.

Then she moved back in with her parents in Kirkwood.

[wiscrev]

Dissatisfied with picking late.
Even more dissatisfied with the announcer.

This may be a game changer for me.

More yada, yada, yada. If it is truly a game changer, please go elsewhere.

[a smell of green grass]

So why would the Blues pick Nikki Glaser?

In hockey land, should wore the Winnipeg Jets jersey during the playoffs.

https://www.tiktok.com/@karlyonair/vide ... 6998405431

So we can conclude VERY CLEARLY that she was NOT PICKED because she is a Blues fan.

So why was she selected? Think about it. What else is Nikki Glaser known for--outside of comedy?

[BalotelliMassive]

So I read this as we are keeping it….oh and who is this?

Kirkwood girl
Stand up comedian and "Comedy Actress"(if you consider Amy Schumer flicks comedy)

She did have her own show on Comedy Central for 2 or 3 seasons.

The first one was pretty good overall, 2 and 3 though? She just kept recycling the exact same jokes over and over and things started falling flat.

Then she moved back in with her parents in Kirkwood.

Jokes about sex age like milk....that's usually all that the women comedians have for ammo.

[Frank Underwood]

So I read this as we are keeping it….oh and who is this?

Kirkwood girl
Stand up comedian and "Comedy Actress"(if you consider Amy Schumer flicks comedy)

She did have her own show on Comedy Central for 2 or 3 seasons.

The first one was pretty good overall, 2 and 3 though? She just kept recycling the exact same jokes over and over and things started falling flat.

Then she moved back in with her parents in Kirkwood.

Jokes about sex age like milk....that's usually all that the women comedians have for ammo.

Balo, you made a post without turning it into a Blackhawks post! That might be a first!

I kid, I kid…….kind of. But you are absolutely right about women comedians. Someone mentioned that to me once and that made me start to pay attention to it. Now it’s just flat out bothersome! I agree, sex jokes just don’t really work for some reason. On the other hand, seeing Sam Kinison do his “homosexual necropheliacs” routine live was unforgettable. Comedy gold, I tell ya!

[Harry S Deals]

Nikki Glaser is the current Queen of comedy and not just a little easy on the eyes. This is a fantastic get for the Blues to be associated with her.

As soon as she wakes up and rolls over I will ask her if she knows the pick by chance

[TheJackBurton]

So I read this as we are keeping it….oh and who is this?

Kirkwood girl
Stand up comedian and "Comedy Actress"(if you consider Amy Schumer flicks comedy)

She did have her own show on Comedy Central for 2 or 3 seasons.

The first one was pretty good overall, 2 and 3 though? She just kept recycling the exact same jokes over and over and things started falling flat.

Then she moved back in with her parents in Kirkwood.

Jokes about sex age like milk....that's usually all that the women comedians have for ammo.

Yeah pretty much. There was a painful skit she did where they had the guests describe an experience using nothing but emojis and it just drug on and on trying to figure out what they were saying.