Burly Jeans

[CorneliusWolfe]

With his meteoric rise as the world's premiere sports figure, retailers are struggling to keep up with increasingly high demand for Burly apparel.

Seeking to capitalize on alternatives and Burly's rugged style, top engineers and martial artists have collaborated to create jean prototypes using the same infusion of spandex and denim as maternity pants, strategically altered to facilitate rapid and immense growth of the calf muscle area.

Jordan had the shoes, Namath had the coat...smart money on Burley Jeans. Oli under investigation for early insider trading. Will be interesting to see if Burly jeans, or Oli, takes off. Discuss.

[Strummer Jones]

He could be like the Chuck Norris brand kickin' jeans.

[CorneliusWolfe]

He could be like the Chuck Norris brand kickin' jeans.

Great point. Only Burly can rival Chuck. Kickin’ jeans stock plummeting.

[jusdayzed]

It appears bell bottoms are back

[CorneliusWolfe]

It appears bell bottoms are back

Burly jeans use same lining as NASA spacesuit material. Saggese Jorts and Roby Robes also in development. Great post.

[JDW]

It appears bell bottoms are back

Yes, an also to help facilitate the burly calves, so expect extra wide bottoms, kinda like what you'd expect to see at WalMart.

[butsir01]

Elephant bells

[craviduce]

These are Fine jeans.

[NYCardsFan]

These are Fine jeans.

They are fine jeans offensively and defensively, with good speed—Edman-type jeans.

They’re the kind of jeans Tony Gwynn and Joey Votto would wear.

[craviduce]

These are Fine jeans.

They are fine jeans offensively and defensively, with good speed—Edman-type jeans.

They’re the kind of jeans Tony Gwynn and Joey Votto would wear.

I hoped these jeans pitched in College. That would make them athletic enough

[CorneliusWolfe]

It appears bell bottoms are back

Yes, an also to help facilitate the burly calves, so expect extra wide bottoms, kinda like what you'd expect to see at WalMart.

That’s what the spandex is for. Pregnant belly-sized calves will easily fit.

[Ace Hollister]

You guys give Shady a hard time but allow this type of garbage and even contribute to it.

[NYCardsFan]

These are Fine jeans.

They are fine jeans offensively and defensively, with good speed—Edman-type jeans.

They’re the kind of jeans Tony Gwynn and Joey Votto would wear.

I hoped these jeans pitched in College. That would make them athletic enough

Rumor has it Seth Hernandez was spotted wearing them at his high school last week.

[CorneliusWolfe]

These are Fine jeans.

They are fine jeans offensively and defensively, with good speed—Edman-type jeans.

They’re the kind of jeans Tony Gwynn and Joey Votto would wear.

Excellent points. MLB expected to approve for in-game use to increase stolen bases. Bigger bases no longer required.

[CorneliusWolfe]

These are Fine jeans.

They are fine jeans offensively and defensively, with good speed—Edman-type jeans.

They’re the kind of jeans Tony Gwynn and Joey Votto would wear.

I hoped these jeans pitched in College. That would make them athletic enough

Prototypes tested by college pitchers, position players, and astronauts. Performance ratings off-charts. Invest now. Oli knows.

[butsir01]

These jeans are made for walkin’
And that’s what they will do
One o’ these days these jeans
Are gonna walk all over you.

~ Forgive me, Nancy.