Burly's Calves

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Burly's Calves

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Hard to see them through his uniform but I bet they are massive. Probably how he has improved his speed lately. I wonder how Saggesse's compares? Discuss.
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Mooooo! :D :D :D
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Son of Shady wrote: 25 May 2025 20:56 pm Hard to see them through his uniform but I bet they are massive. Probably how he has improved his speed lately. I wonder how Saggesse's compares? Discuss.
Careful, the Burley haters will be out in full force!
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Son of Shady wrote: 25 May 2025 20:56 pm Hard to see them through his uniform but I bet they are massive. Probably how he has improved his speed lately. I wonder how Saggesse's compares? Discuss.
You should see them when he can jam his hooves into some high heels.
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Re: Burly's Calves

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bccardsfan wrote: 26 May 2025 09:37 am
Son of Shady wrote: 25 May 2025 20:56 pm Hard to see them through his uniform but I bet they are massive. Probably how he has improved his speed lately. I wonder how Saggesse's compares? Discuss.
Careful, the Burley haters will be out in full force!
Gangsters.
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Re: Burly's Calves

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I don’t fantasize about his body parts.
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Re: Burly's Calves

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Jatalk wrote: 26 May 2025 10:45 am I don’t fantasize about his body parts.
Easy Bub. Keep it about baseball. OP is about speed, not your weird fantasies.
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Son of Shady wrote: 26 May 2025 10:49 am
Jatalk wrote: 26 May 2025 10:45 am I don’t fantasize about his body parts.
Easy Bub. Keep it about baseball.
This thread is not about baseball.
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Re: Burly's Calves

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Cranny wrote: 26 May 2025 10:51 am
Son of Shady wrote: 26 May 2025 10:49 am
Jatalk wrote: 26 May 2025 10:45 am I don’t fantasize about his body parts.
Easy Bub. Keep it about baseball.
This thread is not about baseball.
Did you read the OP? Do calf muscles have nothing to do with generating speed? Burly is like a marble statue carved by the gods.
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Re: Burly's Calves

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Son of Shady wrote: 26 May 2025 10:54 am
Cranny wrote: 26 May 2025 10:51 am
Son of Shady wrote: 26 May 2025 10:49 am
Jatalk wrote: 26 May 2025 10:45 am I don’t fantasize about his body parts.
Easy Bub. Keep it about baseball.
This thread is not about baseball.
Stalk much? Do calf muscles have nothing to do with generating speed? Burly is like a marble statue carved by the gods.
Don’t waste other poster’s time with this kind of junk.
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Anyone else think he favours JD Vance?


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Re: Burly's Calves

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jusdayzed wrote: 26 May 2025 11:56 am Anyone else think he favours JD Vance?


Mooo
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Re: Burly's Calves

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jw0595 wrote: 26 May 2025 10:39 am
Son of Shady wrote: 25 May 2025 20:56 pm Hard to see them through his uniform but I bet they are massive. Probably how he has improved his speed lately. I wonder how Saggesse's compares? Discuss.
You should see them when he can jam his hooves into some high heels.
Great point. I've seen it many times.
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bccardsfan wrote: 26 May 2025 09:37 am
Son of Shady wrote: 25 May 2025 20:56 pm Hard to see them through his uniform but I bet they are massive. Probably how he has improved his speed lately. I wonder how Saggesse's compares? Discuss.
Careful, the Burley haters will be out in full force!
I'm fairly certain ...

1. No one hates Burly, however posters dislike having a dozen new threads a week pop up to discuss his exploits.
2. The user and this thread were "tongue in cheek" and best described as satire.
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Re: Burly's Calves

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Monsieur De Treville wrote: 26 May 2025 15:03 pm
bccardsfan wrote: 26 May 2025 09:37 am
Son of Shady wrote: 25 May 2025 20:56 pm Hard to see them through his uniform but I bet they are massive. Probably how he has improved his speed lately. I wonder how Saggesse's compares? Discuss.
Careful, the Burley haters will be out in full force!
I'm fairly certain ...

1. No one hates Burly, however posters dislike having a dozen new threads a week pop up to discuss his exploits.
2. The user and this thread were "tongue in cheek" and best described as satire.
If it’s satire, it’s very poor satire.
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Re: Burly's Calves

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Cranny wrote: 26 May 2025 15:23 pm
Monsieur De Treville wrote: 26 May 2025 15:03 pm
bccardsfan wrote: 26 May 2025 09:37 am
Son of Shady wrote: 25 May 2025 20:56 pm Hard to see them through his uniform but I bet they are massive. Probably how he has improved his speed lately. I wonder how Saggesse's compares? Discuss.
Careful, the Burley haters will be out in full force!
I'm fairly certain ...

1. No one hates Burly, however posters dislike having a dozen new threads a week pop up to discuss his exploits.
2. The user and this thread were "tongue in cheek" and best described as satire.
If it’s satire, it’s very poor satire.
As much as you always believe you are the person who gets to make the standards for everyone on these type of things - this is just your opinion. I happen to disagree.
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