GDT : Cards @ Phillies (5/14) ~ Game 2 ~ 5:15pm CDT

[82birds]

Our faux ace to match the faux cleanup hitter.

Castellanos did what Arenado is being paid to do but can't.

1st inning RISP:
Phils succeed
Cards fail

[Absolut]

Poverty Ace

Thanks for checking in dusty. Whatever you said don’t ever say it again.

[icon]

31 pitches and 5 ER. ERA spikes to 4.37.

[82birds]

meatballs and hangers
hangers and meatballs

[greyhawk]

The Ump Show continues: tonight's HP Ump is our old buddy CB Bucknor

5 clams Oli gets tossed.

That would guarantee a Cardinal win

that may depend on how early it happens

[hmoss859]

What did you say Dusty?

Hey Sonny how bout hanging some more breaking balls?

[Eyelids64]

That hit the ground with a thud.

[Absolut]

Should I hit the mascot coach?
No. Middle middle. They’ll never hit it.

[82birds]

this is not hindsight, really.
about an hour before the game the thought occurred to me, I bet Gray gets lit up

[icon]

Hey, I think this Herrera kid can hit. Somebody tell Oli. A hit like that sure would've been nicer than a grounder to 2B with 2nd and 3rd.

[Absolut]

If Burleson gets on with a Texas leaguer, I’m calling it a “chunk a dunk”

[Joseph-Magrane]

Just no matter what the Broadcast glazes Burleson.
Love his approach, he's just a born hitter, professional ABs

All comes out to maybe a 12 HR season with a .625 OPS
Guy is basically Edgar Martinez, what a beast

[cbcardsfan]

Arenado’s last two ABs and Gray’s performance are all you need to know.

[CrownRoyalCaramel]

$25M a year for this worthless F??

[Joseph-Magrane]

Juuuuuust right down the middle
Good AB Gorman

[Absolut]

U-knee-corn