Cards are 3-0: How do ya like them apples and suck on that@#!!

[Voldemort]

... and then reality set in.

[Catfish4U]

Yes, quite a weekend.
Full of nothing but a can of good old fashioned
Whoop A z z.
Lovely if I might say so myself.
Cards are back, no more talk of rebuilding and
they are looking to steam roll the other members
of this division.
Everyone had better revise their predictions.
Including me, I had them for 78 wins.
These guys look more like 90.

I hope it is not too late to get a refund on those playoff tickets!

[Monsieur De Treville]

Yes, quite a weekend.
Full of nothing but a can of good old fashioned
Whoop A z z.
Lovely if I might say so myself.
Cards are back, no more talk of rebuilding and
they are looking to steam roll the other members
of this division.
Everyone had better revise their predictions.
Including me, I had them for 78 wins.
These guys look more like 90.

Pitching doesn't look good enough to win even 78 games. Mikolas is essentially a batting practice pitcher at this point.

[MarmolMathenyShildtLOL]

Yes, quite a weekend.
Full of nothing but a can of good old fashioned
Whoop A z z.
Lovely if I might say so myself.
Cards are back, no more talk of rebuilding and
they are looking to steam roll the other members
of this division.
Everyone had better revise their predictions.
Including me, I had them for 78 wins.
These guys look more like 90.

Usually it takes longer than 7 days before your full [decelerate] status is confirmed. Congrats tho