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Understanding the REAL Johnny Carson

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Thanks to a splendid discount bookseller I'm reading a startlingly candid biography of my late hero, titled "Johnny Carson". If anyone ever asked me to invite my four most desired dinner guests, living or dead, Johnny is always on that short list. When I started hosting TV shows in Arizona I was never nervous; I merely did my best Carson impersonation, and I fooled them for three years.

If you were a regular viewer of Johnny's monologues you're aware of his references to "my manager, 'Bombastic Bushkin', who was Henry Bushkin, the author of this can't-put-it-down profile. Henry worked for the New York law firm that also spawned Jay Leno's agent/manager Helen Kushnick, and by sheer dumb luck, Bushkin was hired on a sudden whim by Johnny during a particularly stormy period in his life: He wanted his second wife, Joanne, investigated because she was cheating on him.

With Frank Gifford. 8O Yes, that Frank Gifford. Kathie Lee's "love machine".

Bushkin describes how his own mob-aligned enforcer accompanied him and Johnny --- with a .38 in his belt --- in persuading the apartment manager to letting them into the apartment Joanne was secretly renting for her trysts. That was where they found photos of Gifford with Joanne on her nightstand and walls. They stashed "evidence" they would need for proof of her infidelity into pillowcases and fled the apartment while she was out of town...presumably with the former NY Giants and "Monday Night Football" star.

When I read of Jack Buck's history I was stunned to see some of the associations Jack had made in St. Louis with many unsavory characters. Those who always regarded Jack as some kind of saint would be shaken back into Reality.

Same goes with Johnny, who had an unquenchable thirst for the ladies. Once in a late-night New York watering hole he hit on a woman at the bar only to see her boyfriend --- a mobster --- come back from the restroom with a couple of friends, who threw Johnny down a flight of stairs.

When Johnny was using his "Tonight Show" bully pulpit to frequently ridicule the C-list actor Keefe Braselle, he was met at his dinner table by one of Braselle's thuggish aides, who bruised Johnny's ribs and liver with devastating punches.

Johnny's mother must reside in hell. He often described her as brutally cold and unfeeling, who could never bring herself to utter a compliment or a simple "Thank you" for so many of the undeserved kindnesses Johnny bestowed on her, including a month-long, all expenses paid tour of Europe with his Amex card as their ticket to buy to their desires. Nope, not one word of thanks or gratitude.

Bushkin candidly describes Johnny in so many contradictory terms, from the sweetest, most generous and helpful friend to the meanest, coldest, and most vicious enemy. Johnny himself told him many times what an utter failure he was as a husband and father with three sons he ignored.

Johnny, ignored by his parents, was so desperate for acceptance that he was an easy mark for predators. When he was hosting "Tonight" in Manhattan (1963-72) his neighbor at the United Nations Plaza condos was Sonny Werblin, best known as the New York Jets owner who lured Joe Namath away from the St. Louis Football Cardinals, who had also drafted him in 1964. Werblin was an entertainment executive who knew all the ropes and rules, and mastered how to get around them, amassing great wealth by ripping off Johnny time and time again.

Because they were neighbors, and Johnny had no close friends in New York, he pretty much treated Werblin as his agent and manager. NBC was paying Johnny very well even in the early days of "Tonight", but Werblin negotiated a horrific deal by which Johnny only saw $3,000 a week...still great money in those days, but Johnny's luxurious lifestyle left him with virtually nothing, since 90% of his earnings were deferred, as Werblin mulled over ways to fleece Johnny of the millions NBC held in his name.

Since Johnny was such a cool, elegant figure on national TV every weeknight, Werblin negotiated a modeling deal with Hart, Schaffner & Marx for Johnny to wear their suits on the show every night in return for a 6-figure annual modeling fee....most of which Werblin kept in a secret account. He set Johnny up in a shady company called Raritan Enterprises, actually set up to make Werblin even richer.

Johnny completely trusted Sonny Werbln, and it wasn't until Henry Bushkin, quickly becoming Johnny's closest confidante and daily tennis partner during the Joanne infidelity investigation, looked deeply into his business and personal affairs that Johnny finally realized Sonny Werblin was a serial predator, not a friend or manager.

Bushkin was only 27; Johnny 45 when the association went into high gear. Bushkin essentially saved Carson from himself. When Johnny's talent agency William Morris threatened to not let him out of his representation agreement, agreed to back when Johnny hosted the game show "Who Do You Trust?", Henry told them, "Let's make a deal. You don't let Johnny out of his contract; we never book another William Morris client on the 'Tonight Show'. Capiche?". Deal done.

Johnny never liked the limelight, and one reason he was almost always married was because it kept his name out of the gossip columns, boringly showing up at social and entertainment events with his wife on his arm instead of the Starlet of the Month.

His first wife, his Nebraska first love Jody, had three children by him. As part of their divorce, Johnny made sure, out of guilt for constantly cheating on her, that she was taken care of financially.

It was when Johnny and Joanne were invited to a Hollywood A-list party at Henry Mancini's house that Bushkin realized he was now the agent, manager, fixer, accountant, and best friend of the biggest name in show business. When Bushkin, whom everyone knew as Johnny's agent and manager arrived at the party, everyone had one question for him: "Where's Johnny?".

Unbeknownst to them Johnny had called Henry that morning claiming Joanne had thrown him out of his own house, and he needed Henry to file a petition for divorce. By late afternoon they had reconciled :!: and Johnny was already moving back in, and Johnny and Joanne arrived, belatedly, at the Mancinis' party. All of the famous men's wives gathered around Joanne. All of the superstar men gathered around Johnny, who immediately, as always, looked for a quiet chair away from the gossip and biz talk.

From a week after their wedding, Johnny and Joanne constantly fought. By the end of the marriage Johnny promised Joanne $6,000 a month for the rest of her life if she'd divorce him, and she did. And she lived on that monthly stipend until Johnny died in 2005.

Then Johnny, as Hollywood's most desired bachelor, laid eyes on the astonishing beauty of Joanna (note the "a") Holland. She grew up in style, was well-traveled and refined, cordial, witty, and became dear friends with Henry Bushkin and his wife Judy. The Carsons and Bushkins regularly socialized and traveled together. Johnny was completely smitten. He told Henry "This is the one."

He plotted to secretly marry Joanna, but because he abhorred publicity he would not announce it until at a party attended by their closest friends, at Bushkin's Beverly Hills house, for which Johnny had provided the down payment to persuade the Bushkins to leave New York and join Johnny in L.A..

As the date and the secret wedding party drew near, Johnny, Henry, and Joanna agreed on a very generous, but smart, pre-nuptial agreement, since Johnny's new contract with NBC, and his other lucrative businesses, all negotiated and set up by Bushkin, were making him prodigiously wealthy. The very morning of the secret wedding party time was flying by, Johnny and Joanna were running late, and Henry brought the pre-nup contract with him, to be signed by the happy couple just before taking their vows.

Then Johnny did the unthinkable: He told Henry "The hell with the pre-nup. We're getting married. She's the one."

Years later, when they divorced, Bushkin estimated that sudden decision cost Johnny $35 million.

I'm now at the 100-page mark of this sensational 260-page book. Since the "Tonight Show", at this point, had just moved to Hollywood, NOW the real fun begins.
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"Johnny Carson" update, 100 pages later:

It was 59 years ago today that The Rat Pack --- Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Sammy Davis Jr. and friends --- entertained a live St. Louis audience. (P-D copyright cops, please note: This is the paper's own story, carried in today's online edition: https://www.stltoday.com/news/archives/ ... e0d8f477d9

Why is that pertinent here? Because one of the Rat Pack members was comic Joey Bishop, who was unable to make the event, so he asked Johnny Carson to host at Kiel Opera House. This is where Johnny formed his first close association with Frank Sinatra. Sinatra's favorite New York bar owner/fixer was Jilly Rizzo, who had major mob connections.

When Ronald Reagan won the presidency, the Rat Pack was asked to perform an Inauguration Gala in Washington. Carson, being a deeply private person who deplored socializing in public settings, had to be arm-twisted into hosting the event "as a favor to me" by Sinatra, negotiated through Johnny's own attorney/agent/manager/fixer Henry "Bombastic" Bushkin, the author of this phenomenal book.

It was an event Carson soon rued hosting. Marty Pasetta was directing the broadcast, whom Carson hated because Marty, whom Johnny considered a hack, had dared to edit Johnny's monologue and jokes when Johnny hosted the Oscars the year before.
Dean Martin showed up with his agent, Dean so trashed he had no idea where he was.
Johnny sniffed at the "talent" hired for the show, which included Debby freakin' Boone, whom Johnny mercilessly mocked in "Tonight Show" monologues for months for the ubiquity of her cheese-fest "You Light Up My Life".
Johnny saw the legendary actor Charlton Heston, better known by then for his role as a major NRA supporter would be introduced, while Johnny frequently spoofed gun nuts on the "Tonight Show" through his plaid hunting jacketed, wool-capped Floyd Turbo sketch character.
Another guest star in the gala was impressionist Rich Little, who always seemed to bring out the worst in Johnny.
What really upset Johnny, though, and what very nearly got Bushkin fired, was that Johnny's ultra-high-maintenance diva wife, Joanna, was seated just a few feet farther from the stage than, god forbid, Ed McMahon's wife Vickie. She brought the wrath of hell upon Johnny over it.

Just a couple years earlier, while Johnny was telling Bushkin he wanted to quit the "Tonight Show" after 17 seasons, the show won its 3rd straight Emmy, so Johnny took the show's entire crew to celebrate with dinner at the renowned celebrity haunt Chasen's. Sitting across the room was Tom Snyder, whose well-regarded "Tomorrow" show immediately followed Johnny's on NBC....but whom Johnny privately despised. After his second drink, "Bad Johnny was in the house", Bushkin writes. He kept staring at Snyder, then got so nasty several guests at his table left. Enraged by Snyder's appearance across the room and by now fully drunk, Johnny leaped across Snyder's table to punch him.

By the time everyone was pulled apart and apologies made, everyone suddenly got along...and decided to take the party to the famed Beverly Comstock Hotel on Wilshire near Beverly Glen, where the maitre'd at the restaurant was......wait for it....Richard Simmons, just a year before turning his exercise queen shtick and association with industry insiders dining there into showbiz success.

All the while, Johnny wished to leave the "Tonight Show", despite his contract carrying him through 1980, a fact of which NBC execs constantly reminded him. His agent, Bushkin, accepted a lunch invitation at the home of Joan Rivers (Johnny's favorite guest host until....oh, you know what happened) and her husband, the esteemed lawyer Edgar Rosenberg (who later hanged himself in their basement). They had heard of Johnny's desire to leave NBC and quit the show, and assembled three of ABC's top network execs in their living room to nosh and talk shop with Bushkin. Henry declined to even look at the 3-inch thick dossier containing their contract offer for Johnny, fearing being accused of meddling, but he remembered it when Johnny's contract with NBC expired.

That's when Henry met with ABC's execs on their massive yacht in the Mediterranean Sea, where he received the network's thick dossier and massive contract offer --- double what NBC had paid him --- and took it to NBC as a bargaining wedge. It worked. Johnny's new contract with NBC --- mind you, this was in 1981 --- was for a staggering $25 million per year, plus only three shows per week, plus 15 weeks of vacation, plus ownership not only of the "Tonight Show", but of the hour of network programming right after his...which became "The Late Show with David Letterman", with Carson Productions, which Johnny sold later to Letterman's Worldwide Pants.

While all this was going on, Bushkin repped Carson in his attempt to buy the Aladdin Hotel in Las Vegas, where Johnny regularly performed with his song-and-dance act friends Bud and CeCe Robinson. Johnny's efforts were hampered by his constant monologue jokes about Wayne Newton, who was so outraged he flew to Los Angeles and drove to NBC's Burbank studio to barge into Johnny's office and physically threaten to pound him. Newton also reminded Johnny he might be the King of Late Night, but Newton was the King of Vegas, and when Johnny's attempt to buy the Aladdin was shot down...he never again entertained in Vegas.

Still 100 more pages to go......
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Johnny was my all time favorite. I cann't wait for your next post. I still watch those old dvd's , love the ones with the animals the best.
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