GDT : Cards vs. Pirates (8/26) ~ 6:45pm CDT

[Absolut]

Console yourself with some wine,
Era passes 9
That’s Pallante

[walkingeagle]

Does this clown even make it out of the first? Good Lord!

He will make it out of the first, because Oli refuses to take him out

[butsir01]

ERA at 5.44 and climbing.

[slimjay63801]

Its'a Pallante....

[Joseph-Magrane]

I mean this guy just has NOTHING, ALL YEAR, nothing

[knttiger]

For the love of God, please no more A Pallante.

When the Pirates all get hits,
Cause the pitcher throws like sh..,
That’s Pallante

This dude just flat out sux. Six batters, six hits.

[cbcardsfan]

Maybe Pallante can wait tables at Mozo’s retirement party.

[cardsfaninla]

Single - single - double - walk - single - double
4 runs in and no outs .....
wow
... can we get a mulligan?

[Absolut]

When the batters start to drool,
Makes the bullpen scream Vafangool
That’s Pallante

[hotrivets]

Have they ever DFA'd a guy while he was on the mound?

[82birds]

and Pallante gets an out on pitch # 27

[Joseph-Magrane]

Brad doesn’t know what to say since even he can’t fluff and suck this start

[Whatashame]

I guess it’s safe to say that whatever Pallante worked on between starts……don’t do that again.

[butsir01]

I wonder how many will own up to buying a ticket for this one?

[Cusecards]

Just turned the game on.
Yikes!
Guess I was spared.

[slimjay63801]

Just turned the game on.
Yikes!
Guess I was spared.

Just wait 5 more days and you can see it live!