BalotelliMassive wrote: ↑21 Apr 2025 11:02 am
Reading the Jets board..
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I am absolutely enthralled to bestow my unwavering support upon these illustrious Jets of Winnipeg.
Their valour upon the ice commands nothing less than the highest admiration, and I shall cheer for their triumphs with the fervour befitting a loyal subject of such noble pursuits.
Or, as the commonfolk say,
Go Jets Go!
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My name is kanadalainen, and I'm addicted to almonds and water I approve of the preceding missive.
(This message paid for by the Rosenort and District River-Wideners Club)
Away with you little Jets, fly to the proximal locations of the most egregious villans on the Blues (their foot-launching captain) and the dankest places on the ice, and commence the sundry and methodical destruction of the Blues' swinefest.
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When I have seen by Bin's glove hand defaced
And baby Schenn’s haggard and time-crusted impotent rage;
When crumbling Blues towers I see down-razed
And their busted (bleep) gives rise to old Monty’s all-pervasive age;
When I have seen our hungry fanbase gain
Advantage on the kingdom of “goals for”,
And the firm soil win of the frozen water main,
Pummel’d goals quelling loss and goals well stored;
When I have seen such interchange of state,
Or Thomas himself confounded to decay;
Ruin hath taught me thus to ruminate,
That Arny hath come for playoffs here to stay.
This thought is as a drawn breath, sweet, bemused
Wield Helly for this fight, which we must not lose.
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What the heck man....they make American fans sound like we're right out of Idiocracy