GDT : Cards vs. Cubs (8/9) ~ 6:15pm CDT

[desertrat23]

When the ball hits the sky and continues to fly, that'sa Pallanteeeeee....

I've created a monster! And it's hungry.

ChatGPT CRUSHED this..

"That's the Cardinals"
(to the tune of “That’s Amore”)

(Verse 1)
When your team’s in the tank, and the bats draw a blank,
That's the Cardinals!
When your starters can't last, and the bullpen gets gassed,
That's the Cardinals!

They once ruled the NL, now it's just hard to tell
If they’re playin’ for wins or a nap
DeWitt’s counting his dough, but the product is low,
Mozeliak's lost in his cap

(Chorus)
When Oli’s at the helm, but he's lost in the realm,
That's the Cardinals!
He benches the youth, then gets snarky with truth,
That's the Cardinals!

Fans scream from the stands, “Where’s the fire, where’s the plan?!”
But it’s silence from Mo and his crew
They'll trade arms for a bat, then regret after that—
It’s a cycle we always rue


(Verse 2)
Arenado looks tired but he just won’t retire,
That's the Cardinals!
They bring up some kid, who plays worse than they did,
That's the Cardinals!

They'll say “Trust the Process,” but it's really a mess,
Like a pizza with ketchup and peas
And Bill DeWitt grins, says, “Hey, profit wins!”
While the standings bring fans to their knees


(Outro)
So if you dream of the days of old La Russa ways,
That’s nostalgia!
'Cause now we get spin from the front office din,
That's... the Cardinals!

Hate AI (bleep). Waste of electricity and water.

OK, pops.

[blackinkbiz]

My God just looked at Gameday and half the lineup only has 1 ab! The game's almost been on 2 hours. LOL!

What is 90/10 possession time for the Cubs so far? haha

[icon]

When the ball hits the sky and continues to fly, that'sa Pallanteeeeee....

I've created a monster! And it's hungry.

ChatGPT CRUSHED this..

"That's the Cardinals"
(to the tune of “That’s Amore”)

(Verse 1)
When your team’s in the tank, and the bats draw a blank,
That's the Cardinals!
When your starters can't last, and the bullpen gets gassed,
That's the Cardinals!

They once ruled the NL, now it's just hard to tell
If they’re playin’ for wins or a nap
DeWitt’s counting his dough, but the product is low,
Mozeliak's lost in his cap

(Chorus)
When Oli’s at the helm, but he's lost in the realm,
That's the Cardinals!
He benches the youth, then gets snarky with truth,
That's the Cardinals!

Fans scream from the stands, “Where’s the fire, where’s the plan?!”
But it’s silence from Mo and his crew
They'll trade arms for a bat, then regret after that—
It’s a cycle we always rue


(Verse 2)
Arenado looks tired but he just won’t retire,
That's the Cardinals!
They bring up some kid, who plays worse than they did,
That's the Cardinals!

They'll say “Trust the Process,” but it's really a mess,
Like a pizza with ketchup and peas
And Bill DeWitt grins, says, “Hey, profit wins!”
While the standings bring fans to their knees


(Outro)
So if you dream of the days of old La Russa ways,
That’s nostalgia!
'Cause now we get spin from the front office din,
That's... the Cardinals!

Hate AI (bleep). Waste of electricity and water.

OK, pops.

Try using your brain. And I hope that vast copyright infringement suit is successful. F AI. Apparently you don't know much about the dark side of it. Read.

[craviduce]

1 Gosh Darn hit?

[82birds]

1 Gosh Darn hit?

Cy Rea

[slimjay63801]

1 Gosh Darn hit?

Bout time for some push- ups when they pop out!

[blackinkbiz]

1 Gosh Darn hit?

1 hit? half the lineup only has 1 plate appearance! Most Cubs have 3 and this game is almost 2 hours old.

Good thing I'm not watching it wth is going on. lol

[slimjay63801]

1 Gosh Darn hit?

1 hit? half the lineup only has 1 plate appearance! Most Cubs have 3 and this game is almost 2 hours old.

Good thing I'm not watching it wth is going on. lol

Horrible pitching and awful at bats. Fielding blunders, you name it.

[sikeston bulldog2]

1 Gosh Darn hit?

1 hit? half the lineup only has 1 plate appearance! Most Cubs have 3 and this game is almost 2 hours old.

Good thing I'm not watching it wth is going on. lol

I think the Cubs have scored in every inning.

[craviduce]

1 Gosh Darn hit?

1 hit? half the lineup only has 1 plate appearance! Most Cubs have 3 and this game is almost 2 hours old.

Good thing I'm not watching it wth is going on. lol

mehhhh...no one's listening anyways

[82birds]

Ryan Franklin
another MO special

[11WSChamps]

This kid umpire thing is killing me.

[gpeeps22]

Let Fernandez pitch the rest of this game then cut him

[craviduce]

Let Fernandez pitch the rest of this game then cut him

excessive....can't they just kick him in the shins?

[slimjay63801]

This guy leads the league in most offensive categories, including nosehairs.

[craviduce]

This guy leads the league in most offensive categories, including nosehairs.

no mess with Jobu's Rum