Re: GDT : Cards vs. Cubs (8/9) ~ 6:15pm CDT
Posted: 09 Aug 2025 19:33 pm
Graceffo's windup looks like some kind of Little League gimmick.
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I've created a monster! And it's hungry.slimjay63801 wrote: ↑09 Aug 2025 19:32 pm When the ball hits the sky and continues to fly, that'sa Pallanteeeeee....
Nicely done.slimjay63801 wrote: ↑09 Aug 2025 19:32 pm When the ball hits the sky and continues to fly, that'sa Pallanteeeeee....
Nicely done.slimjay63801 wrote: ↑09 Aug 2025 19:32 pm When the ball hits the sky and continues to fly, that'sa Pallanteeeeee....
ChatGPT CRUSHED this..icon wrote: ↑09 Aug 2025 19:34 pmI've created a monster! And it's hungry.slimjay63801 wrote: ↑09 Aug 2025 19:32 pm When the ball hits the sky and continues to fly, that'sa Pallanteeeeee....
Hate AI (bleep). Waste of electricity and water.desertrat23 wrote: ↑09 Aug 2025 19:40 pmChatGPT CRUSHED this..icon wrote: ↑09 Aug 2025 19:34 pmI've created a monster! And it's hungry.slimjay63801 wrote: ↑09 Aug 2025 19:32 pm When the ball hits the sky and continues to fly, that'sa Pallanteeeeee....
"That's the Cardinals"
(to the tune of “That’s Amore”)
(Verse 1)
When your team’s in the tank, and the bats draw a blank,
That's the Cardinals!
When your starters can't last, and the bullpen gets gassed,
That's the Cardinals!
They once ruled the NL, now it's just hard to tell
If they’re playin’ for wins or a nap
DeWitt’s counting his dough, but the product is low,
Mozeliak's lost in his cap
(Chorus)
When Oli’s at the helm, but he's lost in the realm,
That's the Cardinals!
He benches the youth, then gets snarky with truth,
That's the Cardinals!
Fans scream from the stands, “Where’s the fire, where’s the plan?!”
But it’s silence from Mo and his crew
They'll trade arms for a bat, then regret after that—
It’s a cycle we always rue
(Verse 2)
Arenado looks tired but he just won’t retire,
That's the Cardinals!
They bring up some kid, who plays worse than they did,
That's the Cardinals!
They'll say “Trust the Process,” but it's really a mess,
Like a pizza with ketchup and peas
And Bill DeWitt grins, says, “Hey, profit wins!”
While the standings bring fans to their knees
(Outro)
So if you dream of the days of old La Russa ways,
That’s nostalgia!
'Cause now we get spin from the front office din,
That's... the Cardinals!
Graceffo is awful.