What's going to happen this coming Black Friday?

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I speak of this terrible day coming upon us, when this forum shuts down for a day.

I think it's a grand conspiracy. I think Mr. Dierker has colluded with Manfred and DeWitt, to conduct maintenance, yes, maintenance, sure it's maintence on the day the Cardinals announce a trade Arenado, a long-term contract with Marmol, and the sale and move of the team to a group in Saskatoon. And no one will be here to post their incisive insight. What an awful, terrible day this will be.

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There will probably be a lot of commentary, miscellaneous fluff and nonsense.

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Somebody had themselves some beer for breakfast?

Some crystal ball, everyone knows that when the Cardinals peace out of St. Louis they be heading south to Nashville. Bank on that, double check and mate sucker!