2 out of 3 from the Dodgers

[OldRed]

Sorry, but I can't find anything to complain about.

[Ozziesfan41]

Agree

[MIDMOBIRDTWO]

I could, but I won't. I was hoping for the Royals to lose all three to the White Sox, but they got a win today. They lost two out of three.

[Jatalk]

I can always complain. My back and knees ache. I need to lose 20 pounds and stop smoking so many cigars. I’m miserable.

But Cards did ok.

[ramfandan]

I can always complain. My back and knees ache. I need to lose 20 pounds and stop smoking so many cigars. I’m miserable.

But Cards did ok.

Went to my doctor saying check me for arthritis... Doc came back saying , Nope ! You do NOT have arthritis .. Early rigor mortis is your issue.

[illiniriles]

Good one. Did your Doc really say that? If he did, he's got a good sense of humor.

[ramfandan]

This guy agrees that '2 out of 3 ain't bad '

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5hWWe-ts2s

[ramfandan]

Good one. Did your Doc really say that? If he did, he's got a good sense of humor.

I cannot lie. No , he did not say that . He does have a good sense of humor though. Once though I did get a good laugh from his nurse.
She took my blood pressure and I asked her for the numbers . Then getting the reading said to her 'that is a bit high for me.' She said 'sometimes when people have a dr. visit ,their pressure is higher. I replied, 'well it's my life experience when I am around blondes my BP skyrockets ! (she was blonde ..and she cracked up ! ) She knows I have a brunette wife.

[illiniriles]

A buddy of mine posted one to me on our text chain. This patient came in and his Dr says, "You've got High Blood Pressure and short term memory loss". So the patient give the Doc a thumbs up and says, "At least I don't have High Blood Pressure!

[ramfandan]

A buddy of mine posted one to me on our text chain. This patient came in and his Dr says, "You've got High Blood Pressure and short term memory loss". So the patient give the Doc a thumbs up and says, "At least I don't have High Blood Pressure!

And did Dr. reply, who suggested you have High Blood Pressure ?
Patient : Beats me.. thought I heard it from somebody recently !

[BrummerStealsHome]

A buddy of mine posted one to me on our text chain. This patient came in and his Dr says, "You've got High Blood Pressure and short term memory loss". So the patient give the Doc a thumbs up and says, "At least I don't have High Blood Pressure!

And did Dr. reply, who suggested you have High Blood Pressure ?
Patient : Beats me.. thought I heard it from somebody recently !

"I read it on the internet"