Squeeze Play !!!!

[Jamsquad]

Gosh, I'm so sick of this new baseball...nothing but strike outs and home runs.

I miss 'HIT AND RUNS'

I miss "Squeeze plays'

I miss "Suicide Squeeze plays'

I miss stolen bases.

I miss sacrafice bunts.

Our children won't know what these things are.

[Jamsquad]

They need to create a 'deadened ball' to re-create a game that is interesting to watch.

[Jamsquad]

Deaden the ball. Make it harder to hit it out.

We need to entertain the fans with lots of bath path running.

NOT boring strike outs and boring home runs.

[WLTFE]

Feeling lonely tonight?... you keep bumping your own thread...here's some attention.

[Monsieur De Treville]

Deaden the ball. Make it harder to hit it out.

We need to entertain the fans with lots of bath path running.

NOT boring strike outs and boring home runs.

Nothing quite like "bath path running".