No need for Paul Revere to ride ahead and warn militia. Let your minutemen rest for days. Just trot out Molly Pitcher, and she’ll mow down this meek mob of invalid invaders.
First came yet another Boston Massacre. Now, the Flushing at Met Meadows. Sandwiching the putrid futility at Fort Pitt. The road-kill stench has reached 1-9. Huzzah!
St. Louis settled for starvation at Valley Forge instead of foraging to avoid this deep valley, and now it appears once-proud Cardinal Nation is destined to be buried for Memorial Day.
Those who ignore Cardinal history are doomed to eat it.
The Redbirds Are Coming! The Redbirds Are Coming! At ease, men.
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Re: The Redbirds Are Coming! The Redbirds Are Coming! At ease, men.
Nice job Boiler.Boiler Bird wrote: ↑20 Apr 2025 17:16 pm No need for Paul Revere to ride ahead and warn militia. Let your minutemen rest for days. Just trot out Molly Pitcher, and she’ll mow down this meek mob of invalid invaders.
First came yet another Boston Massacre. Now, the Flushing at Met Meadows. Sandwiching the putrid futility at Fort Pitt. The road-kill stench has reached 1-9. Huzzah!
St. Louis settled for starvation at Valley Forge instead of foraging to avoid this deep valley, and now it appears once-proud Cardinal Nation is destined to be buried for Memorial Day.
Those who ignore Cardinal history are doomed to eat it.