Ladies…Untwist The Panties

[Sweet Jones]

Some of you are predictably apologetic about the OD roster. R-E-L-A-X! The roster and lineup will be extremely fluid this year…which, of course, will ALSO drive most of you crazy. Just sit back, enjoy your bud of choice, and see where things are at the end of the year. The record is of no consequence this year. How things look roster wise at the END of the year will be far more important.

Don't tell me how to feel. If I want to cry and drink Bud Light I will

Drinking bud light makes anyone cry...might as well drink your own urine

I would imagine it has substantially more flavor. Can you confirm?

[Sweet Jones]

Some of you are predictably apologetic about the OD roster. R-E-L-A-X! The roster and lineup will be extremely fluid this year…which, of course, will ALSO drive most of you crazy. Just sit back, enjoy your bud of choice, and see where things are at the end of the year. The record is of no consequence this year. How things look roster wise at the END of the year will be far more important.

It’s become annual tradition around here. Last year was all the MCarp and Crawford concern trolling. 2 years ago, Taylor Motter was the main complaint.

This train ain’t never late.

[Goldfan]

How many throw away years should we fans just be content with??
‘22 last legit season-Mo wouldn’t add needed talent
‘23 last place 71-91
‘24 .500 team needed 3 SP at end of ‘23 so add one real pitcher and 2 old farts to eat innings
‘25 shed payroll, claim to play youth, but really just play same team without Goldy and old fart inning eaters
No real attempt has been made for a legit playoff run in YEARS and it will be YEARS before any real winning team comes together

[Red7]

Some of you are predictably apologetic about the OD roster. R-E-L-A-X! The roster and lineup will be extremely fluid this year…which, of course, will ALSO drive most of you crazy. Just sit back, enjoy your bud of choice, and see where things are at the end of the year. The record is of no consequence this year. How things look roster wise at the END of the year will be far more important.

Don't see many posters on here being "apologetic" about the OD roster. Perhaps you meant "apoplectic?"

Thinking the same thing...some guys should stick to 3 syllables or less!

(bleep) autocorrect

[JuanAgosto]

How many throw away years should we fans just be content with??
‘22 last legit season-Mo wouldn’t add needed talent
‘23 last place 71-91
‘24 .500 team needed 3 SP at end of ‘23 so add one real pitcher and 2 old farts to eat innings
‘25 shed payroll, claim to play youth, but really just play same team without Goldy and old fart inning eaters
No real attempt has been made for a legit playoff run in YEARS and it will be YEARS before any real winning team comes together

Probably 3 years after Mo is gone. IF BDW allows Bloom to spend some $.

[Ozziesfan41]

How many throw away years should we fans just be content with??
‘22 last legit season-Mo wouldn’t add needed talent
‘23 last place 71-91
‘24 .500 team needed 3 SP at end of ‘23 so add one real pitcher and 2 old farts to eat innings
‘25 shed payroll, claim to play youth, but really just play same team without Goldy and old fart inning eaters
No real attempt has been made for a legit playoff run in YEARS and it will be YEARS before any real winning team comes together

Probably 3 years after Mo is gone. IF BDW allows Bloom to spend some $.

I agree. People will expect instantaneous results from bloom. People like tank who love Mo but hate bloom for taking his place will criticize him for not producing immediate results while ignoring the fact hes dealing with a substantially lower payroll than Mo had will be funny to watch

[JuanAgosto]

How many throw away years should we fans just be content with??
‘22 last legit season-Mo wouldn’t add needed talent
‘23 last place 71-91
‘24 .500 team needed 3 SP at end of ‘23 so add one real pitcher and 2 old farts to eat innings
‘25 shed payroll, claim to play youth, but really just play same team without Goldy and old fart inning eaters
No real attempt has been made for a legit playoff run in YEARS and it will be YEARS before any real winning team comes together

Probably 3 years after Mo is gone. IF BDW allows Bloom to spend some $.

I agree. People will expect instantaneous results from bloom. People like tank who love Mo but hate bloom for taking his place will criticize him for not producing immediate results while ignoring the fact hes dealing with a substantially lower payroll than Mo had will be funny to watch

And tank will constantly point out the team's record from 15 years ago.

[11WSChamps]

How many throw away years should we fans just be content with??
‘22 last legit season-Mo wouldn’t add needed talent
‘23 last place 71-91
‘24 .500 team needed 3 SP at end of ‘23 so add one real pitcher and 2 old farts to eat innings
‘25 shed payroll, claim to play youth, but really just play same team without Goldy and old fart inning eaters
No real attempt has been made for a legit playoff run in YEARS and it will be YEARS before any real winning team comes together

Bingo.

Another off season where the usual shoe shine boys on the forum (and we know who they are) offer another series of ignorant posts showing a level of baseball knowledge on level with a house plant.