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I’m in deep doo doo!
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I thought they asked me if it was okay to SPIT in the lake!!
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You’ll wonder where the yellow went, when you flush you lake with fecal scent.
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I’ll get to the bottom of this!
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Please flush twice, its a long way to the governor’s mansion.
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Hold on a second…Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh….Now where was I?
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As your governor, let me assure you that the E. coli slides both downhill AND uphill.
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I thought the lake was upstream of Jeff City
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Is that a Baby Ruth?
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I wish I had appointed Ron Kucera as DNR Director. He tolerates no fecal matter, B.S. or otherwise.
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“Maybe it’s time for the ‘quicker picker-upper.’”
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Hmmmm, Smells like Teen Spirit!
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This is my sword, this is my sash.
This is Missouri, we’ll clean up this trash.
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Nobody told me there’d be days like these…
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Where are those Operation Clean Stream guys when you need them.
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If only politicians were this easy to clean …
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This contest shows the liberal bias of the PD. They are just trying to bash a Republicans.
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Hey wait a minute, this can’t be the Party Cove. Darn that rascal Kinder…
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Now I know it really does flow from the top!
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Thank goodness I didn’t pick the Party Cove.
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There must be a way to blame Matt Blunt for this mess.
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If I offer free fishing they will come.
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Haven’t been in it this deep since I left Jefferson County.
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i thought the tidy bowl man was supposed to clean this up
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If DNR isn’t going to do there job, I guess I will!
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My executive order this Lake is renamed Lotta Hockey!
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I’ve scrubbed it nice & clean, now if i could just get SOMEONE to flush it!
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Why does it feel like I’ve flushed my political career down the drain? Maybe two weeks without pay isn’t enough for that idiot.
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I’m cleaning the fish so it’s safe to fish here.
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Why isn’t the water turning blue?
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oooops “Maybe we need some helmet laws here too!”
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Sure am glad I didn’t cancel the Tour of Missouri. Now I have the extra cash to clean up this mess.
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I don’t swim in your toilet, so don’t potty in my pool!
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“Here I sit broken hearted…………
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I hope I can still wear this for Halloween.
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It’s howdy doody time!
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This can wait until next Spring.
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What did you expect after years of resorts dumping plumbing into the lake?
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I hope I get paid more than the TY-D Bowl man does.
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Oh, woe is me, what to do, what to do!
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And they say I’M full of crap….
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I should have used this brush to clean out the scum left from the Blunt team.
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Welcome to the party cove
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Maybe I can blame it on Bush like Obama does.
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Lake of the Ozarks?
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Water where you will not sink. No Sink, No Stink!
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Does anyone have a baby wipe?
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I should’ve read the fine print in the Governor’s contract.
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“I said that I was going to clean-up Missouri, but this is ridiculous!”
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Tastes pretty good. Could use a little sugar though.
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